Crying in Vallarta Supermarket🌴

Hot hitter, guap getter

[Crying in Vallarta Supermarket🌴 @DrewbieDrew10]

I snuck in

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Bluey for your uncle

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

They were called Lean Pockets and they tasted like Hot Pockets and they were still bad for you but they had the word "lean" in their name, which made them healthy at the time.

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[RAYMI THE MINX @raymitheminx]

Yo someone protect Shia Labeouf that woman is dangerous. @thecampaignbook

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

A lot of barbershops perform different sorts of heightened masculinity so it’s not Gay they are touching you. The metrosexual woodsman. The 1920s mustachioed boxer. The graffiti hair tagger. The “I’m the Sopranos.” Not sure what the vibe is in Black barbershops respectfully

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

how it feels to click on Ben Shapiro's YouTube channel and see he still uploads dozens of reacting-to-woke-tiktoks every week

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

The fact that conservatives and edgy 8th graders have the same sense of humor surely doesn’t say anything about the intellectual underpinnings of conservatism right

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

England fan at the Azteca Stadium after singing Wonderwall at altitude

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[Jonzzy @jonzzy]

I can’t deal with Neil the Seal 🤣 $Neil

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If I did stand up at my wedding my gf would divorce me on the spot

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The odds of being slapped by a random turtle in the middle of the ocean are low, but never zero.

[ᅠ @artindetails]

'Devils Horn' sunrise during a partial eclipse

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

I know we live in a heavily car-dependent country, but framing the ability to eat rest-stop food in your car as a defining national triumph is incredibly bleak.

[Joe Flood @joeflood]

Fox 5 in DC just interviewed this guy at the Great American State Fair. His wife is with the EMTs due to heat exhaustion