Drew Bryant

University of Alabama Grad. Sometimes I write articles. Whenever I'm feeling down, I remember Space Jam happened, then I feel better. Instagram: drewbryant

[Drew Bryant @drewbryant]

I created a playlist while using a friend’s Spotify. As a result, this will probably be the best text I will ever receive:

[Drew Bryant @drewbryant]

Fads are so interesting, because what do you mean we all just collectively stopped caring about poker in 2008 and all stopped eating frozen yogurt in 2013.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Drew Bryant @drewbryant]

Carson Beck gonna Carson Beck

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@DHSgov “1300% & 8000%” just making up high numbers the way a toddler would…. To justify a murder….

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

Welcome to The Tart.

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@TrapNinjaSenju It all worked out in the end.

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DeBoer should just go ahead and hop on the plane to Michigan at halftime.

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@TheRealCruzOx I also hate that every review has taken .3 seconds to decide that it’s going Oklahoma’s way:

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@bigdumb_baby Fire.

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@7oh7p Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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Kendrick wins again.

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Now who’s going to give me those 10 years back onto my life.

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I really want to know what practices are like preparing for unranked teams.

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Turns out making your defense stay on field the entire ballgame isn’t exactly a recipe for success.

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@bigdumb_baby Yes.

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As they say, smoke em if you got em. #RollTide

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lol I’m staying at a hotel, so I apologize to my neighbors for what was just heard after that play

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He’s calling this game like he’s in the chess match of his life when he should just be playing checkers.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Grubb is not in his bag right now

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@bigdumb_baby Miserable watch