Drew

buy a truck. get a gun.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

That’s what Polyphemus gets for falling asleep first at the sleepover.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

I can’t wait for 20 year old Qatari fighter pilots to arrive in Idaho. I’m gonna sit their ass down around a bonfire and make them jam to Lake of Fire - Live Unplugged (Nirvana) and crack open an ice cold @budlight .

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

What do they call Nerd’s Rope in Japan? Shibari?! C’mon people!

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

I’m 34 years old and I’m just learning that Nerd’s Rope is a genre of pornography and a Wonka® candy?

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

I’m a Wal-Mart Grumpy graphic tee he dazzled the local karaoke bar with Billy Idol.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Was Count Orlock a certified lover boy or a huge simp?

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Damn dude, once I hit 30 I’ve slowly started becoming the father from the book Angela’s Ashes.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Walter, I can smell them hamburgers in there.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Do you think Juice WRLD and Elliott Smith are chillin’ in heaven?

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Woodstock 99’ definitely had cock rings?

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

I got the public swimming pool kind of tummy ache.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

This best western smells like boot polish and budussy.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Spent the morning yelling at men I’ll never know on the TV. Maybe I’ll go get skunked fishing later. Perfect Sunday for a blue collar guy like me.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

@AB84

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

What’s Alex G short for? Alex Gooning?

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

My wife is still to this day a huge Elliott Smith fan and I can’t help but laugh remembering when I’d rip shitty AC/DC riffs through his amp he used during his Heatmiser days.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Getting older is kinda sick because instead of free channels playing black and white westerns, Roku has a channel playing the nostalgic seasons of South Park.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

The Cure are releasing a sequel to their hit song “Boys don’t cry” & it will be titled “Girls don’t fart”.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Owning your own house means you can rip darts indoors again. Probably won’t, but maybe on the can any given Sunday.

[Drew @drewbuckaroo]

Neuralink Milk Hotel?