Drew Burningham

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

.@ColinJost is trying to compete with Bob Costas @BobCostas_Eyes for the most amount of infections during one Olympic coverage

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

I just bought turtle beach headphones. I was super excited to get home and try them. I put them on and I couldn’t hear shit. I could hear neither turtles nor a beach, let alone a turtle beach 😤

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

Mexican horchata >>>>> Spanish horchata every day of my life

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

@caityricekrispy “5% everything” when it comes back 😂

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

New Star Wars value resort opening 2025! The first order shuttered the hotel once they figured out they were hosting rebel scum, so now your journey will be stay alive as you hide in the walls of the rundown Alley Way motel. Prices start at $599/night. #Disneyworld #starwars

[SFGATE @SFGate]

One of Disney’s most high-profile failures in recent memory is now confirmed: After barely a year in existence, the “Star Wars”-themed Galactic Starcruiser is closing permanently. https://t.co/zpaiUnF3KA

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

@NickFromTed The worst AI account I follow

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

Ya know that song “mama’s little baby loves shortening, shortening, mama’s little baby loves shortening bread” we never learn what the short form of ‘bread’ is

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

@itsEbombay I like my women like I like my games, 10/10 long.

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It’s our @goaawol digital shirt toss time.

RT now for a chance to win.

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

If you aren’t willing to apologize to inanimate objects are you actually #midwest

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

I love #HarleyQuinn show on @hbomax, they better never cancel this the writing it phenomenal and the cast is perfect. #HarleyQuinnValentinesDaySpecial

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

Snow games are the most fun football games to watch. It’s why I don’t like domed stadiums. Football should be played in all elements.

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

How can the Dallas Cowboys be called “America’s team” when Texas wants to secede at the drop of a hat?

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

Minority Report is set in 2054, which means that Director Lamar who is in his 60’s is a Millennial and John Anderson who is in his late 30’s is late Gen Z or more likely Gen Alpha!

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

I feel stuck in the past, most of the world has already celebrated new year and are already experiencing 2023

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

@itsEbombay Twice the Ava double the tar

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

Or “Tití me preguntó” but in the style of one of his 2008 speeches.
@BarackObama: Now uhhh Tití uhh me preguntó…Si tengo muchas novia…Muchas novia. Uhhh hoy tengo a una, yyyyyyyyy mañana otra
Ey
…pero uhhhh no hay…boda

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

I really want to see him dance and sing along to “Tití me preguntó” and “Saoko”.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I always enjoy sharing my end of year music playlist with all of you — and this year we heard a lot of great songs. Here are some of my favorites.

Are there any songs or artists I should check out?

[Drew Burningham @DrewBurningham]

And he’s just like “Obama que dices!?!? Saoko Michelle, SAOKOOOO”