Drew

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@fireship_dev htmx in 100 seconds?

[Drew @drewcoffin]

@KristaCoffin That's fair.

[Drew @drewcoffin]

@KristaCoffin I got up to pee during La La Land. That's about as strong of an emotion as I can have towards a movie.

[Drew @drewcoffin]

@KristaCoffin at least it's not La La Land.

[Drew @drewcoffin]

Needless to say, it goes without saying.

[Drew @drewcoffin]

If Marty leaves Two Pines parking lot on October 25, 1985 and accelerates at 6.81 miles per second, how many seconds until he reaches 1955?

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I feel like a suburban vampire slayer brandishing a crucifix when I ward off the front door guard ladies at Costco.

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Also, Alexandria claims this joint Costco card is a big step in our relationship. Bought a house but the Costco card is what seals the deal.

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I want to host a swanky black tie affair and have it catered by Costco sample ladies.

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Mountain Dew Black Label: For when a 12-year-old invites you to a black tie gala and bringing a bottle of wine would be inappropriate.

[Drew @drewcoffin]

Also just learned that comedian Mike Myers was not in the Halloween movies...

[Drew @drewcoffin]

Just learned "dingo ate my baby" is not from some comedy sketch... Weirdest pop culture reference. https://t.co/tqfh5txQ7x

[Drew @drewcoffin]

@4f3c72c141dc4ad Poor people call it hope. Also, your Twitter handle is impossible.

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@karpour Any chance you could provide a .png of the Birdie Sanders image? There's some .jpg artifacts on the one you posted. Love it though!

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@KristaCoffin Ah yes, the bald eagle, a majestic symbol of freedom and democracy. Bad ass freakin #dope.

[Drew @drewcoffin]

@KristaCoffin What if the camera really do take your soul? https://t.co/QUCHDjthVd

[Drew @drewcoffin]

@KristaCoffin -_-

[Drew @drewcoffin]

The word brothel just really makes me crave soup. #idonttalkaboutbrothelsalot #promise

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Instagram from the shower is not a good idea... #thoughtsfromtheshower

[Drew @drewcoffin]

I always have really interesting/funny thoughts in the shower. I should tweet my thoughts from the shower. #thoughtsfromtheshower