drew davis

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

OK well we’re renaming New York fries to Peterborough Potatoes FUCK YOU

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

my least pure of heart take is that I think people who buy airline window seats then keep the window closed for the duration of the flight are sociopaths

[Davi @Ddaavvii_21]

"six likes isn't a lot" imagine 6 sevens

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

the doctor said if i don’t go dancing soon with my friends and a tequila pineapple in my hand ima go into cardiac arrest 💔💔💔💔

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[vince @fathermencken]

all im ever thinking about is when my next opportunity to eat salmon will be

[The special one @A_A_A_A22v]

Si Doctor Strange ve 14.000 escenarios posibles es un superhéroe pero si yo lo hago soy un ansioso

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

It’s Have Insane Dreams August are you having insane dreams

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about steely dan everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all shits about to hit the fan

[alyssa @theironwidow]

the gp starting to hate steve r*ger’s guts…just know I planned this

[۟ @fendimogul]

i was team tony even when i thought he beat his ass unprovoked

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

you can eat a peach so delicious it fills you with love and longing for the streets of southern ontario

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande brings out Cynthia Erivo to perform ‘For Good’ at her Eternal Sunshine tour in London.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[Eugene Affirmative ⏸️ @TeethPrints]

at cruising altitude doing 40-50 land acknowledgements a minute

[rae ✪ 🐾 @evangeliraen]

estrogen? no no you misheard me. i said extra gin 😹 #alcoholic #cisgender