Drew’s Bar 🦆🍸

Drew’s Bar is officially X’s first unofficial bar

Sorry Soulja Boy. I did it first

Pull up a stool 🦆🍸

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I like The Cheesecake Factory because you can really come as you are

Shoutout to the girl in pajamas

She knew that menu was gonna be a long read

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Dates taste exactly how they look

You’re welcome

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@ReddCinema Deserves a noble prize right 🤷

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@HavocCrave_ @kirawontmiss Then walked! It's like when i see ppl get out of the scooters at Walmart to reach stuff

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@alecsbutt @kirawontmiss Ikr. He gonna be like them folks 200 years old and still smoking

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@FrHexV2 @kirawontmiss Plush

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@betpanda @kirawontmiss Hard work, determination and a ton of McDonald's rewards points 💪

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@InsaneContext I want my Indica to hit like this 😩

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@InsaneContext Looked like he was drowning right here SMH

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@AzelinCove Exactly. Don't be littering, save the turtles

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@NoContextHumans I was forced to see Toad’s hairline and Yoshi’s backup nose

I refuse to carry this alone

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@Kreamie_Henry My asthma acting up watching this

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@Chunky_Seagull Real one BTW

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@Chunky_Seagull You got carried away and somehow gave me a mascot a head bartender and an employee of the month

Quackers is officially hired 🍺🦆 This is amazing thank you

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Yeah it was Dolly Parton Day. Had myself a great little 9 to 5 on 9/25 #DollyPartonDay

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I spent the first half watching what everybody else was watching

That was my first mistake

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These big LEGO sets are basically the new thousand-piece puzzles

My mom used to do puzzles for hours and now I’m staring at a 1,516-piece cargo ship thinking that looks relaxing

Either my autism kicked in or this is hereditary Mom

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@matthew_gerrior @Georgia_07os Current wife or ex-wife’s address?

Just making sure we’re using the same definition of safe disposal

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@itxaizal163 Tax

Adulthood has officially ruined my imagination

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I only needed toothpaste but going into Walmart takes emotional preparation

I sat in the parking lot so long they put me on the schedule