Drew

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FRIDAY.

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Friends, Romans, Countrymen (and students completing applications),
lend me your ears.

"Apart" and "a part" are different phrases and mean different things.

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Had my blood pressure checked this morning. It was deemed "not bad for working in admissions."

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Not to be all "a celeb tweeted/regrammed me" but.. I think I've peaked, y'all. #DifficultPeople

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Andrea Martin is a treasure. #DifficultPeople

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Update 2: As we were packing up, the bird came out to explore. @ketramarie accidentally backed over it with her car. Definitely dead now.

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Update: @jlschuch used a box to get the bird into some bushes to recover or die. Whichever.

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Yard sale adventures: A bird just crashed onto our sales table and hobbled off to die. It's only 7:15.

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This is one of the greatest moments of 2016. https://t.co/Yw85cyKwZH

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@drewdonahoo 🎶 Clean clean clean clean cl-cl-cl-clean🎶

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Gave myself a good laugh by singing "How does the couch smell?" to the tune of "What Does the Fox Say?" after using @Febreze_Fresh.
#Sunday

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Today an elderly woman asked @jlschuch & me for wine recommendations because yesterday she had a glass of wine she enjoyed at Olive Garden.

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This image will be its own chapter in my memoir.

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Let the record show @tinakhorvath makes the most sinful (read: delicious) brownies. [Did you catch that, @librarycongress?]

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"'Regular-Sized Rudy?' Why do they call you that?"
"Well.. Just look at me."
I love Regular-Sized Rudy and #bobsburgers