Drew M. Drinkwater

His reserve had always been excessive and habitual.

[krista @kristabellerina]

Some people should re-watch Sesame Street before going out in public.

[Drew M. Drinkwater @drewdrink]

https://t.co/q5cfu9Gmhw

[Drew M. Drinkwater @drewdrink]

When your satirical news website does a journalism

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Every Word Besides ‘Children’ Used To Describe Palestinians Under 18
https://t.co/YGeMG1z4XY

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

THIS is Ronald Reagan.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye. Thy tyme ys unquantifiable and ys for beautye, not use.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

TOM BOMBADIL, WRITINGE YNSTRUCTOR:

Hey dol! Merry dol! Sheepe and birdes and llamas!
Add to sentence claritye by usinge Oxford commas!

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Wherfor did everyone stoppe tryinge to contact me about my car's extendid warrantye?

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Yn the versioun of *Catcher yn the Rye* creatid especiallye for linguists, Holden Caulfield doth oft complayne about "phonemes."

[Quincy “Q” Wilson @QuincyWilson5]

Dang, I really got school in 2 and a half weeks💔 #Gold #OlympicGamesParis

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Amazinge to believe that people sometymes choose to spende their tyme writinge a bad onlyne review for a waterfall. As yf rock, earthe, watir, and gravitye are goinge to reflect carefullye and chaunge their approache.

[Drew M. Drinkwater @drewdrink]

I need this to stop.

[NWS Tulsa @NWStulsa]

[12:55 AM - 5/31/24]
Showers will continue to increase in coverage across E OK & NW AR this afternoon. So far, lightning has been rather sparse... but isolated to scattered thunderstorms are still expected this afternoon/ evening, mainly across far E OK & NW AR. #okwx #arwx

[SWEPCO @SWEPCoNews]

Residents in Rogers, Arkansas are seeing massive damage after several possible tornadoes swept through. Downtown Rogers was hit especially hard. The Weather Channel showed some of the hardest hit areas. Take a look at their clip. https://t.co/Hz7jn9nevr #SWEPCOCares

[Drew M. Drinkwater @drewdrink]

@NWSLittleRock That is not what I thought you meant by snowboard 🤣

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Educacioun doth not exist to serve the economye. The economye doth exist to create fair conditions yn which the populace can attain the education thei neede to thrive, to create, to add meaninge to the worlde, and to participate to their greatest potential yn civic lyfe.

[Drew M. Drinkwater @drewdrink]

@NWSLittleRock 👏👏👏

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

We must value thinges othir than the grotesque and showy accumulacioun of wealthe, profit, and powere. Art, kyndenesse, science, generositye, poetrye, sensitivitye, justice, delighte, sweetnesse, altruism - these are the values that must be embraced for the Earthe to survive.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Yf everyone yn the worlde were given the same permissioun to spectacularlye fayle that was granted todaye to the rocket of a rich man, we wolde not neede to dreame of rocketes that leave thys worlde.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2003, Saturn released a commercial that ironically highlighted the inefficiency of cars and how much space they occupy.

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

This #EqualPayDay, we celebrate the signing of our groundbreaking collective bargaining agreement in Washington last fall ✍️