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[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

You can play as Urkel in Red Dead Redemption! When you kill someone he says "Dead eye do that?" #RedDeadRedemtion2

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Watched the #GameOfThrones #HouseOfDragon ep 9, they really pulled out all the stops, if you call Larys's dick "the stops"

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Kinyobi, kinyobi, ni iki masu kinyobi. Pati pati suki!
- Rebecca Kuro
#LearningJapanese

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

I was never good in school, every teacher was like Gandalf, "you shall not pass!"

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Don't ya hate it! It's halfway through a new monarchs reign and you're still writing QE2 on all your mute swans

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

@RL_Support This sure sounds like the nothing response you've had on your website for 2 months. So no timeline, no updates, just a copy and paste response! Cool thanks team

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

@RL_Support it's been two months! Any timeline on when you will restore split screen on switch!?!? Would love to play again

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Are you a molecule looking for a stable bond? Try Koal the new carbon dating app!

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Blankets! Our greatest weapon in the cold war

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Lidar is part lion part radar right?

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

If the bandages are on MY legs and arms... How are they for YOU!?!?! Riddle me that Hot Hot Heat!

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

I mean, who was Hudson's Bae? I bet she was hot

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Well one thing we know, this distopia we're about to enter won't be Max style, because holy shit! Guzzalene is so cheap!!

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Just recieved my dual citizenship! I'm now Canadian and, very proudly, a citizen of Sleep Country! Just in time to vote! So, to all my fellow Sleep Countrivites, it's time boot Christine Magee and elect the progressive voice of the people Susan Snooze!

[Patrick Boyle @paddyjoeboyle]

Other than that Mrs. Boyardee how was Dallas?

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Got my pop-a-matic bubble in my pocket so, yes, I am prepared to get into trouble

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

Turns out family services is not the place to complain about the amount of chips in Lays Family size chips

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

My daddy was a data miner, his daddy was a data miner and his daddy was a data miner... So I'll ask ya again, would you say you prefer soft drinks, juice, bottled water or tap!

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Drewfarrance @drewfarrance]

This produce look good, won't you back that ass up
Lining up for the register, back that ass up
One person in the elevator, back that ass up
Stay back six feet, C'mon back that ass up
#SocialDistancing