A. Geisel

I sneeze when I see bright lights.

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Dudes between sets at the gym really have RBF looking at girls instead of groovin to a fire ass playlist smh not me dawg

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

I don’t personally understand dudes who wear pants in the gym. Are your knees cold?

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Where a guy gotta go to get a pomegranate these days

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

After meeting me my older coworker’s wife apparently told him I’m so cute they should adopt me. Thank you ma’am I am a 33 year old grown man but I definitely appreciate the sentiment 😂

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Curling is just Canadian billiards

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Is tic tac toe just Connect 4 Jr?

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Where the fuck is the SEC in this championship semifinal @espn?

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

This is the adult argument version of “nu-uh”. Another clown in the show

[Matt Fortuna @Matt_Fortuna]

STATEMENT from ACC commissioner Jim Phillips on Notre Dame:

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Incredible article. Thems the facts, folks.

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

every single one of @espn’s talking heads is shit talking ND’s decision to abstain from a bowl game. Musta got a memo from their boss. Why? Bc now ESPN won’t make any money on the fan base they thought they’d still get even with leaving them out of the CFP 😂 us cry? Nah you cry

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

If you think about it Christian authors are so arrogant like “you need to hear my opinion on this ethereal topic”

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

@MyFDOT_NEFL can you guys please make them follow the TTCP for the 3R project at US 1/SR 312. Major safety issues with how they’re setting up these lane closures.

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Shits crazy

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Anyone else notice the rising popularity of this new rooster hairstyle for middle aged guys who have a lot of hair but have gone very grey? Big ole poofy top and very short sides

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Nothing quite as arrogant as a 65+ white guy who was born and raised in the US Protestant church

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Christians be like “why are these people celebrating Halloween so early and darkness and evil?” Meanwhile they put out their pilgrims that ripped off and massacred Native American that they probably still call “Indians”

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Just saw someone turn on their hazards because they wanted to drive slower than the speed limit while they used two hands to eat their fast food??? Where TF are the cops enforcing shit

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

No one is a “senior” anything in their low to mid 20s, you just simply don’t have enough years doing your job to be a senior. Everyone getting fancy titles these days to make them feel more important so their corporation can pay them less and water down the competition pool.

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Yall ever smell someone’s perfume or cologne when they pass and it’s SO BAD you’re like “wait that’s a smell you like enough to personally identify with it????”

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Honestly have no clue how people workout in a whole ass sweatshirt. Hot asf and can’t see tha gains