A. Geisel

I sneeze when I see bright lights.

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Me: “I’m only 34, I still have my whole life ahead of me.”

Sports broadcaster: “Here comes the oldest player in the league. He’s 32, a miracle he’s still playing.”

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An absolutely insane vanity license plate to put on a Hyundai Elantra

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Doesn’t matter how many times I try, I just do not like Drake. Such blah music

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

I really don’t know when I’m going to find her

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Nothing quite as humbling as a friend showing you which of their single friends they’ll set you up with. Please just say you don’t know anyone that would work

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Nothin quite as humbling as ppl telling you who they’re thinking of setting you up with on a blind date

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Ok random thought I just had isn’t it weird that you can’t feel with your left hand what your fingertips on your right hand feel like? There’s just…no feeling

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Dudes between sets at the gym really have RBF looking at girls instead of groovin to a fire ass playlist smh not me dawg

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I don’t personally understand dudes who wear pants in the gym. Are your knees cold?

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Where a guy gotta go to get a pomegranate these days

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After meeting me my older coworker’s wife apparently told him I’m so cute they should adopt me. Thank you ma’am I am a 33 year old grown man but I definitely appreciate the sentiment 😂

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Curling is just Canadian billiards

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Is tic tac toe just Connect 4 Jr?

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Where the fuck is the SEC in this championship semifinal @espn?

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This is the adult argument version of “nu-uh”. Another clown in the show

[Matt Fortuna @Matt_Fortuna]

STATEMENT from ACC commissioner Jim Phillips on Notre Dame:

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Incredible article. Thems the facts, folks.

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every single one of @espn’s talking heads is shit talking ND’s decision to abstain from a bowl game. Musta got a memo from their boss. Why? Bc now ESPN won’t make any money on the fan base they thought they’d still get even with leaving them out of the CFP 😂 us cry? Nah you cry

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

If you think about it Christian authors are so arrogant like “you need to hear my opinion on this ethereal topic”

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@MyFDOT_NEFL can you guys please make them follow the TTCP for the 3R project at US 1/SR 312. Major safety issues with how they’re setting up these lane closures.

[A. Geisel @drewgeisel]

Shits crazy

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Anyone else notice the rising popularity of this new rooster hairstyle for middle aged guys who have a lot of hair but have gone very grey? Big ole poofy top and very short sides