Elon's other bro

cats are my enemy

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

I moved the company to unlimited PTO

My wife overheard the all hands from the other room

After I hung up she said that was generous

Really generous

Didn't correct her

Here is the part I left off the slide

Under the old policy vacation was not free

Every day my team earned and did not take, we owed them

That sat on the balance sheet as a liability

Accountants call it accrued PTO

When someone quit, we cut a check for the balance

Unlimited PTO has no balance

Nothing to earn

Nothing to bank

Nothing new to accrue

The liability comes off the books

Nobody worked an extra hour

Cash didn't move

EBITDA did

My wife still thinks it was a gift

It was a gift

My analyst asked for a Friday off

I said let's circle back

That was 4 months ago

You are welcome

Sent from my iPhone

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@crumbl Definitely!

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@stoolpresidente putting 5k on Utah state you down?

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@MrBeast @AniTVOfficial Yup this is it...this is the way to do it!!!!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Confirmed.

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@CodyBrownBets Yeah...I've followed every bet....this one isn't it

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@PropJoeDFS @Playbook FD

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@AlTheBoss03 Everyone in az....

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@AlexBets804 Put 100 bucks down, and then this happened....nice

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@AZCardinals Trade Kyler for dak

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

The pause and the 90-degree turn mid-air is sending me 💀🤣

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@DavidSpade I just puked on an anthill!

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@elonmusk I disagree, the fact we aren’t technologically able to at least use digital IDs makes me think that we aren’t even ready for an all electrical infrastructure

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

@Ronxyz00 It’s cheaper than 2 bucks in Tucson, AZ

[Elon's other bro @DrewGrobmeier]

Think the next thing @realDonaldTrump should do is allow digital IDs to be universally accepted over my flimsy plastic card…@elonmusk make a suggestion??

[ᶠᵃⁿ In-N-Out Burgers @innoutburger_]

It's official. In-N-Out will be transitioning to 100% pure beef tallow. The change is set to become effective on 05/01/2025 at all In-N-Out locations.

[Chandler Rebel @ChandlerRebel]

*when they bring the filets out at Fogo de Chão*