Drew Hamilton

#freenickelback

[billas, difficulty enjoyer of #dawnofficetwt @d0gmaballs]

hello oomfs

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

Sound on, trust me

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Wife banned me from my impression of the ghost of Michael Jackson Puerto Rican impersonator. This house is a prison

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

@itspineconexo Hey this is us! Here is our Puerto Rican Michael Jackson sketch…

[HowlingStrittposter @Strittposter]

This one?

[Hammillionaire @Hammilionaire]

words can’t describe how much i love this video

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Jakob @sagworm]

These thanksgiving leftovers is hittingggggg🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[chance @chanceposts]

Mitch McConnell is still alive he’s just recovering from a botched surgery to give himself big boobies like Kristi Noem’s husband

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Wait so if Mitch McConnell is dead…who have I been flirting with the past few weeks…

[Tired @_crustbag_]

Imagine Ben Shapiro dirty talking

“You would classify yourself as naughty, correct?”

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

I just spoke to Mitch McConnell. He totally fell for the updog thing I can’t fucking believe it.

[turbomander @turbomander]

hmm, my lab grown sentient fungus version of you made that exact same observation yesterday. it’s getting faster than you…

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

New fantasy football punishment unlocked

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

I hear fireworks.

Erika Kirk must be nearby mourning.

[Welsh @welshmemelord]

Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

We are now officially the first country to ever reach 250 years of age. Wow. Well done and happy birthday, America.

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

the first time i ever bought weed the plug rolled into the McDonald’s parking lot playing this at full volume