Drew Hormann

[Jerrod Niemann @jrodfromoz]

Ask him if he likes bacon bits https://t.co/BWyF3wzoji

[Colt Ford @coltford]

TONIGHT we're at the @MystiqueCasino in Dubuque, IA. Y'all ready to Party? #ColtFordOnTour

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

How to defeat ISIS:
1. Put bomb in goat
2. Yell “Free Goat”
3. Run
Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Grab a napkin professor, 'cause you just got served. Merica.

[Drew Hormann @drewhorm7]

@JennaNelson10 they told me the 17th to and it shipped score

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Is it ISIS season yet? Merica.

[Drew Hormann @drewhorm7]

Fun at the twins game #Twinspics

[Jerrod Niemann @jrodfromoz]

Just peed on a mosquito. He's trashed

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Aaaaaand the weekend is over. Thanks Obama. Merica.

[Drew Hormann @drewhorm7]

History dose repeat it's self #mnwild

[Drew Hormann @drewhorm7]

@DaniStaples he's such a nice guy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's almost that season...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The most badass selfie ever. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you had sex 365 times in 12 months, then melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have? A damn Goodyear. Merica.

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

I wish my truck had 9 lives like a cat so I could just wreck the fuck out of some of these idiots who piss me off while I'm driving.