fleezus christ

Hi it me

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Why do his hands look like Uncle Jack’s?

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

For our folks in Australia.

#GuardsBall

[fleezus christ @drewhorvath]

@GuardsJoey I was there slamming the rafters where he hit the homer. Top 10 moment of my life

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

I’ve been starting each day with something I call a smoke shop speedball, which is a Celsius and a heaping spoonful of Kratom. It makes me feel really bad.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

democrats-the pope is good

republicans- the pope is bad

chinese garfield- ooo john prease
make rasagna again

[kunk @gunk4188]

I'm a 25 year old who has never seen a vagina in real life and here are my views on geopolitics

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

My Cat: Open the Fuckin’ Wet Food, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[m @skitzocat]

quitting porn to focus on substance abuse

[fleezus christ @drewhorvath]

@StephenM I look forward to seeing you in an orange jumpsuit

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

“Don’t bring a gun to a protest if you don’t want to be killed duh. Also American Hero Kyle Rittenhouse will be in my podcast this week please listen”

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.