Dru Kopahhhhhh

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Yo yo yo, I'm in TRAYF +we only have six shows left. It's a comedy by Lindsay Joelle, directed by Derek Goldman, featuring Madeline Joey Rose, Josh Adams, Tyler Herman & moi. Make a point to join us. 90 minutes! I wear a bomb-ass denim coat and grew a killer soul patch for it.

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The #ClevelandSpiders is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Jim Brown defeated the nazis in The Dirty Dozen.

You can, too.

#ChangeTheName

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

This is a Jumping Spider. It lives in the Cleveland Metroparks particularly during autumn. Who can say 'no' to those big eyes?

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

John Elway hates spiders.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

In the Spider-verse, Michael Jordan can't jump over Craig Ehlo.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

@DrewFromTV was bitten by a radioactive spider in 1991. It gave him the power to produce a killer sitcom and to host the Price is Right.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

The secret to the amazing Maha's Falafel is that is prepared by spiders at the West Side Market in the dead of night.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Would you rather be swept in the web of a winning baseball team or have Carl Monday knocking on your front door?

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Wilma Smith is half arachnid.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

It's what Ghoulardi would have wanted.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Dick Goddard actually prefers spiders to woolly bears.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Slider is replaced with "Webber." Fans are shot with silken thread instead of t-shirt cannons.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Godzilla has a spider friend named "Kumonga" who helped save the planet in "Destroy All Monsters."

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Silly string sales go through the roof.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Change "Hang on, Sloopy" to "Hang on, Spidey"

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

1990's John Goodman film, "Arachnophobia", shown on Jumbotron during warmups.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

@mulaney calls one game a season as Spider-Ham.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Pennywise from IT is actually a giant spider. And he always has balloons. Kids love balloons. Great way to sell merch.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Anansi, the trickster spider, is amazing and you should read some of his folktales.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

CGI vignettes of spiders crawling over Art Modell's grave.

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The "Cleveland Spiders" is the best name for my hometown baseball franchise.

Pretty sure Francisco Lindor has eight arms already.