not Andrew

just a regular guy am i, committed to the Cubs, Purdue sports, friends and family, and living whimsically

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

We’ve seen this before, big accusations, little evidence. If you have proof, show it. If not, stop making claims. We don’t believe you.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Looks like there will be a lot of Japanese and Korean baseball on TV in the USA next year

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

BREAKING: In its next CBA, the league is proposing a max contract length of 5 yrs for free agent players switching teams, 6 years to retain their own players. No deferred contracts. Qualifying offer is gone too. Also, 5 years to free agency for players 30 or older.

[Elias Schuster @Schuster_Elias]

Coby White and Ayo Dosunmu just secured a combined $184 million. Both their teams traded away All-Stars to make room for re-signing them.

But AKME couldn’t get a first round pick.

That, my friends, is why the Bulls have a new front office.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Gee, I wish kash would show a picture of the cutting being done.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: Kash Patel releases photo of the box cutter a vandal used to cut the reflecting pool paint.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Of course you going to show us the pictures, right Mr. President?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: The pool is in great shape. Ready? Thugs. They just told me. They have pictures and everything. They went down with a box cutter or a razor or a knife. And they cut.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Well show us, please!

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump on the Reflecting Pool: They took razor blades, 350 feet. They took razor blades and knives and they cut patches like that 350 feet long. There’s pictures of a guy bending over. I don’t know if anybody saw that.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Well the new front office is making it pretty clear they dont value the return that the old front office received at the trade deadline

[Michael Scotto @MikeAScotto]

Sources: The Indiana Pacers are trading Kam Jones, futures pick swaps, and cash to the Chicago Bulls to select Braden Smith with the No. 38 pick. https://t.co/7qTIRpE0X9

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Wow, thank you Mister President. For finally making a promise you can keep. Maybe you could promise us the earth will always be round too.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

BREAKING: At 2:38 AM President Trump just made a PROMISE to the American people:

“America the Beautiful will NEVER be a Communist Country”

AMEN 🙏

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Me - Does Watters have a brain? Does he have a shred of decency? Does he have an ounce of credibility? He's the anti-George Washington. He cannot tell the truth.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Is Talarico a virgin? Does he own a gun? Has he gone through puberty? Does he have any controversial tattoos? I think it’s Tinkerbell. I think he has Tinkerbell.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Geez Donnie, just once show us the evidence.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on one of the alleged reflecting pool vandals: "He's a member or a big payer to ActBlue. He's a big Hillary supporter, a big supporter of sleepy Joe Biden. This is a very political thing."

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

The Reflecting Pool has 24/7 surveillance.

If Trump can produce video of someone making a 350-ft gash in it with a boxcutter, I’ll wear a MAGA hat for the rest of my life.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

BREAKING: Trump releases photo of one of the Reflecting Pool vandals

[not Andrew @drewman18]

The Iran skirmish????

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson: "This economy is gonna take off like a rocket, y'all. Because as Scott Bessent said, 2025 was like setting the table. The feast and the banquet in the economy is in 2026. We were doing that in the first quarter. We had the Iran skirmish. We settled that thing out. We're cooking with gas."

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I haven't gotten a clear answer on this yet: if Democrats cheat in every election, why do we have a Republican house, senate, and white house and SCOTUS?

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Guess you haven't watched the Cubs very often

[Logan ⚔️ @logan_braves]

The Nationals have the worst bullpen in baseball history.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The first suspects in the Reflecting Pool sabotage investigation have been identified.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

I wonder do you think all Americans who travel internationally have 8 weeks vacation and a trust fund?

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Watching the World Cup has me asking questions. Do Europeans get issued 8 weeks of vacation, unlimited airline miles, and a trust fund at birth? Because every match I turn on there are 40,000 fans following their team to a different state or country on a Tuesday afternoon while Americans are hiding in a work bathroom checking scores. ⚽️

[not Andrew @drewman18]

Im just stunned a person as funny and smart as Nate finds the UFC compelling enough to consume moments of his busy life. But he's free to make his own decisions as are all Americans. I hope.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

There isn’t a single actual Nate Bargatze fan upset he attended a UFC fight at the White House. Not one. Someone needs to let Hollywood know that the era of trying to cancel people for attending events is long since over.

[not Andrew @drewman18]

He lies often and well, but the inconsistencies of his lies gives him away. And usually there's a video

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump, lying his ass off, claims Iran "has no missile capability"

(Not only do they have missiles, but he's publicly supported them having them!)