Mike Frizzell

Fighting crime by retiring from crime in October, 1993

[Mike Frizzell @drewmcfrizz]

My Nextdoor is all racists finding each other's dogs.

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@lukeburbank I rolled into the Arm Bern a few years ago and they were very cool while redirecting me to the Leg Lair.

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@chrisbrockman

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@PaulPabst wintry mix

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@PaulPabst The Titans hit you like a bag of oranges. No visible wounds but your will to win is diminished.

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@alan_smithee_jr I was told that Dippin' Dots were the future.

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@andrewperloff System guy.

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It's versus not verse, it's lackadaisical not laxadaisical , and you tweeted something. You don't need to say "tweeted out." No one is tweeting anything in.

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@SteveSandmeyer I once led the season in the 100 meter freestyle until one of my water wings burst at the 15 meter mark.

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@JoannaVTheiss I played for the Eastside Brokers for two years of Pony League and at 55 I'm still not sure what a broker is or does.

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@OhKStan hawt

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@chadfogland Me: "I'm ready to pony up the difference."
Them: "Get the fuck out of my stable."

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@shawncarlow "What is the sweet release of death and maybe some other stuff?"

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@lukeburbank Tanning Mom has really let herself go.

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@RandBallsStu Yeah he do.

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Robert Kraft dresses like he owns a Farrell's and wants his employees to know he's "down." #GoPats

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@lukeburbank I learned the game while playing in prison so it was the school of hard knocks. But you'll get it. Release the Shaquen!!

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I'm largely infirm these days but wouldn't mind going to a game if I didn't have to high five unmasked white people every time we make a first down. #NFL

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@DammitDacia Watch out for that Windsor exit. It's a doozy.

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@pescami I'M STILL DUBIOUS

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@DammitDacia Front row for Lefty Frizzell, please.