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Homunculus

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Continued use of this product is a moral statement at this point so I’m “out” out now. Y’all have fun helping prove he was right that treating people like shit is sound business; I won’t hesitate to judge you for it :~*

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https://t.co/vAWPQ0pfqQ

[Striggity @35mmPapi]

The night of #ThatPlate was a classic. Only the OGs remember.

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This tweet but about how much react code it takes to output a component that prints hello world in a paragraph tag

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Sadly this silly webpage didn’t fall over so I’ve lost interest again. Will keep up using my true favorite social media platform, iMessage 💬 TOOTles

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@d_feldman You’re wrong. They’d need at least two cases of Surge, not Jolt!

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If I had a Time Machine I’d make sure my parents bought a Mac or at least a not-packard bell PC. I’d probably be an architect or something lol. Using computer was a mistake

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Reminds me of the @chancery_daily treatment of the twitter acquisition. Can someone do that please?

[Jon Wu @jonwu_]

I just read FTX's Chapter 11 First Day Affidavit.

In it, the appointed restructuring CEO John Jay Ray III, who oversaw Enron's bankruptcy proceedings, calls FTX's case the worst of his career.

Its contents are shocking.

Here are the highlights:

👇

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In the Matrix, Neo was “the one” as an anagram of his hacker name and being the savior.

In a similar fashion, Elon is “the lone” as an anagram of how many people will be working at Twitter when he’s finished with it.

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@harrybr “Just throw the endpoint response in our toast on POST before he changes his mind again!”

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@harrybr I don’t think people forgot but if you search anything on how to make a website you get 1000s of tutorials pointing to all sorts of weirdly complex and opinionated resources. Beginners don’t know better :(

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How come income and outcome are not opposites?

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Brigidiero chocopops for the kids! (Read: me)

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The lady at the polling station asked if I had voted in Chicago before and like usual I vomited up my convoluted housing history in this fair city like a man turning state’s evidence against capitalism

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I forgot and bought BP gas when getting my zip car yesterday :( And thus ends my self-imposed boycott of the company (since that Deepwater Horizon spill). As penance I must wait 24 additional years before buying from them again in any form including concessions.

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A new contender for “worst American thing” has appeared on my list

Trunk or treating.

My ducking god

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Sometimes I think about all the slang that existed before wide recording & writing existed. All the sick burns & cool catch phrases people had during ancient times that, even if we could somehow know them, wouldn’t make a lick of sense.

What did kids in Samarkand say in 1180ad?

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I’m constantly shitting on California on here but I will say that their handling of voting is top notch. Mail in ballots, with the booklets explaining pros & cons of all things to vote on, and the candidate blurbs which always included some crackpot running for shits & giggles👌

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Complaining specifically about the bad actors you see online is like complaining about traffic while driving.

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“If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound” was about fake news this whole time y’all. A cautionary tale told by analogy to tear down the notion that individual observation is the same as scientific fact.