drewsbattery

I'm Drew Lane's (@DrewMikePodcast) cell phone battery, usually at 5% or below. I post an update every day if I'm not dead.

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 99%

Drew gave me a full charge for an iOS update! Sure hope Apple didn't patch that security issue that allows m̶̺̓e̵͓̅ ̵̯̓t̷̤̓ǫ̸͊ ̷͖̓p̶̱̀ọ̴͆ṣ̵̛t̷̘̽ ̸̯̈́t̴̠̄o̶̞̒ ̵̣͑t̶͍̒w̷̟̒ì̸͎ That wouĺ̵̝d̶̤͝ ̸͈̏b̶̰̓ě̵͉ ̷̱̆ḫ̶̂ö̵̖r̷̩̽r̶̓ͅí̴̭

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[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

@GrimbeardtheRed @DrewMikePodcast No, you can fake that with Adobe Celamaphone. #ImJustSayin

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

@DrewMikePodcast Drew, The charger cord is like 20 feet from us, plug me in! 😭 #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 75%

Must be some big games on this weekend, I'm getting a rare Friday morning charge. He keeps marching around the house singing different school songs in that nasal fight song voice. 🏈 #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 5%

Drew's phone and I have coordinated our Halloween outfits: He's going as a Samsung Galaxy J3, and I'll be a Samsung EB-BG530CBU battery. No one's going to recognize me, it's going to be great! #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 22%

Got inside info on the @TomMazawey return: Contract is being finalized, some disagreement on number of shoutouts and quid pro quos allowed per appearance. Maz must wear an (original) Batman costume in-studio, and @marcfell will be fact-checking all non-sequiturs.

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 8%

Drew was about to plug me in, but looked at the battery icon and said "Ah, you ain't dead" and put me back down on the table. Not happy but I've got to respect the drop. #whiphisassgoodandproper #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 3%

Long couple of days of Drew using the phone for blurry TV camera pics of sports. I feel spent. Fell asleep before Sunday's podcast, hopefully they didn't make it a Sports Podcast #whocares #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Credit where credit is due: Drew did give me a good charge this morning, screenshot for proof... #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 14%

Can we all agree that the newest iPhone is a piece of garbage, and that Drew should stick with his current phone (and battery) forever? #imjustsayin #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 2%

Today is late-stage Jackson, wondering where my medicine is. #whattimeisit #imhurting #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

@SoftMagazineDMP @DrewMikePodcast When I’m 364

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 45%

Love when I've got a Full Jackson Charge. Drew is boogying around the house trying to moonwalk. #woohooh #heehee #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Here you go doubters, my REAL battery percentage. Don’t let Drew’s fluffed screenshots fool you. #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 8%

The refrigerator has started talking in drops to the rest of the appliances and electronics. The way he says "bikini" is making the toaster uncomfortable. #offtoacapulco 🌴👙 #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 5%

"Some people" are saying my numbers are off. I can assure you that Drew is FLUFFING -- charging me for a bit and THEN taking a screenshot so you guys stop harassing him. I'll be posting my own screenshots this week and the truth will come out. #drewsbatterygate

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 28%

Lots of interesting Google searches today. "huge tubes", "instagram influencers", "kid drummers", "forensic accounting". Going to be a banger of a show! #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 10%

Hokies playing today; I predict the winner will be COVID. #tremendousschool #drewsbattery

[drewsbattery @drewsbattery]

Status: 1%

"It's the weeeeekennnnnd!" Well, for Drew anyway. Wondering if it'll be a true crime weekend, Beatles, sports, or maybe all three? Hopefully he'll wander by a charger in the meantime. 🙁 #drewsbattery