crouching tiger, brush your teeth

24 // preschool teacher // transmasc // he/they // @thefrontbottoms 🤩

[crouching tiger, brush your teeth @drewwfuss]

~here begins the thread of wild shit my dad does/says~

[sydni | what in the ADHD? @WhatTheADHD]

I have mixed feelings about having ADHD and also being incredibly self-aware.

It's like watching a movie about a chaotic main character (me) while a sarcastic narrator (also me) makes unhelpful comments.

[ADHD Designer 🟣👩🏻‍💻 @ADHDdesigner]

Laziness: not wanting to to the thing

ADHD: desperately wanting to do the thing but not being able to do the thing

[q @quinnproquo]

I do love literature

[tfb lyric bot @thefrontbots]

With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay
You said, "Hey man, I love you but no fucking way"

[ADHD Designer 🟣👩🏻‍💻 @ADHDdesigner]

ADHD is spending all day cleaning but somehow the house looking worse at the end of it.

[ryo✰⋆｡ @shigeoreum]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILK IS MADE FROM BOILING SILK WORMS.....????????? THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION BTW I THOUGHT SILK WORMS MADE... SILK... AND WE COLLECTED THEM...... OR SMTHG..

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

First time coming to the sea.

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

We went out to a baby gym class but she kept putting her head down. I asked her what she needed and she said she wanted to go home. I asked what would help her feel better and she said cranberries. So we left early. Got cranberries. My daughter’s first mental health day.

[jj @CARBIKE000]

Asked my mom why i stopped martial arts when i was a kid and she said she saw “a great darkness in my eyes”

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i feel like if i spent some time in the forest i could for sure befriend a bear and they would let me touch their little ears

[Grace James @justgracejames]

just got the pictures back from my friends wedding. i am humbled

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. They started fighting. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Not you AND your baby!" My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" I'm getting popcorn.

[Sok-It @javasok]

“I hope this email finds you well” ok well your email found me on my third day of existing on cheese, cookies and coffee so you do that math

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

Plant chair 🌿