Drewy

Man

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@hindu_1981 What type of man walks away when someone slaps your child!

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@afneil I'm going to pay my mortgage with vibes this month, wish me luck

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@AYTOarchive God damn you buffer underrun!

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@Gracie_Blue89 She'll never stand as an MP because Labour won't put her in a safe seat. She's terrified about being found out and rejected

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@DPJHodges Don't worry Dan, Burnhams got a TikTok asking what a sausage is called in your area that's being released soon so obviously we'll all forget about the boats then

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Reform's prisons policy announcement:

-No early release for serious crimes (murder, serious violence, rape, manslaughter, terrorism, child abuse, indecent assault).
-Reinstate short prison sentences of under 12 months.
-Reverse presumption in favour of suspended sentences.
-All changes to apply retrospectively to anyone sentenced under Labour's early-release regime.
-Foreign National Offenders with custodial sentences to serve the full remainder in rented third-country prisons, including El Salvador and Kosovo.
-Those with non-custodial sentences deported.
-Lifetime bar on re-entry to the UK on completion of sentence.
-Around 12,400 new places on Ministry of Defence land within 18 months of the election, using pre-fabricated modules.
-British Army assistance.
-Buy standard off-the-shelf kit rather than bespoke builds.
-22,000 additional places by 2031 in total: 10,000 rented overseas, around 12,000 built domestically.
-Savings from overseas transfers used.

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@RWTaylors Why can't the mayor just act like a normal person

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

After Farage rules out a deal with Rupert Lowe unless he ditches Charlie Downes, people wait with bated breath to see what Charlie Downes allows Rupert Lowe to say.

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@fesshole

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@anon_opin This is correct with everything except gas, never touch gas!

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@andyburnham More politics for the permanently befuddled

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@anon_opin Birmingham is a third world shit hole

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

🚨 Reform will deport all foreign nationals from our jails into the ones in countries like El Salvador.

We will use the space to ensure that serious criminals like the men that killed PC Harper are never released early.

We will change the law so killers, rapists and violent thugs serve their full sentences.

Reform will keep criminals where they belong: behind bars.

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@SBarrettBar These are the people who say we have to vote for Restore

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@emilyhewertson He's a multi millionaire who only cares about getting one over on Farage by splitting the right wing vote. Once the country turns to shit he'll be off

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@alphafox I bought an ironing board once and a life guard shouted that surfing wasn't allowed

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@WireSpy92 Voice of an angel, liver of a wino

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@LeeAndersonMP_ I tell my wife you need a big hammer for a big nail

[Drewy @Drewyooly]

@PolitlcsUK I hope he knocks on my door. I'd love to tell him to fuck off to his face

[Esther McVey @EstherMcVey1]

Confirming what we all knew - No10 North is a patronising expensive pointless charade.

It seems that we now have a definition for ‘Manchesterism’ - Vacuous gimmicks which leaves the same Southerners still making the decisions but wasting money on expensive hotels and pointless travel to try to con people in the North into thinking they have more of a say than they really do.