Pluto

Not a real place

[Pluto @drexus758]

All day my crush talking about trust the science but the only science I care about is the chemistry between me and her.

[Nut Shots @InterestingFck]

This is a dangerous man

[… @R3ADYFORWARR]

type of shit the nba need not all these nonchalant niggas wearing chromehearts

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Grillos: 1 y hasta la nalguea

Yo: 0

[NBA @NBAWAY0FFS]

The greatest franchise in nba history is about to get swept by a bunch of anal astronauts I’m done

[Null @Vhoyde]

They'd rather expose aliens than expose pedophiles lol

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Toronto Raptors have a great future. Scottie Barnes is a top-15 player. Collin Murray-Boyles was a great pick and a stud.

Salute to them on a great season 🫡

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Jaden McDaniels just won a playoff series purely off hate. I love the NBA.

[Bro Im Slow @BroImSlow]

My entire timeline is nothing but Pokémon and J.P. Morgan memes right now 😂

[Hoops @Hoopss]

—His mom sued him in 2022.
—In 2024, he lost the NBA Finals.
—In 2025, he lost his team and his city.
—In 2026, his wife left him.
—He could lose custody of his daughters, half of his fortune, and even his puppies.

Imagine being an NBA star and fulfilling your dream but having no one waiting for you at home. Not your wife, not your kids, not your mom. 💔

Because this is what depression in men is: SILENT.
No one comforts us. We still have to do the job, even if we are broken inside.

We understand you Luka Doncic!

[定 @de3dsoul]

meanwhile, me in 2004

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

Chris Paul deserved a better send off into retirement. this will never sit right with me

[RIVIERA🦅 @SizweToYou]

Fuck that nigga man.

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

This era of basketball. https://t.co/IYRsN8Q2fs

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Until a man is financially stable, he is not happy.

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

Waking up for a shift feels like this:

[SUAREZ @suayrez]

@kirawontmiss Still the best start up out of any PlayStation console

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

This nigga looks EXACTLY like a dildo thrower LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

"my cigarette girlies"

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

Hulk Hogan and Chris Benoit in an inferno match as we speak