dreeeey

blessings always🙏❤️

[HurzelersHat🧢 @HurzelersHat]

Sunday would be a great time for Diego Gomez to score from the half way line

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."

[Naomi @justnaomi01]

how do i cancel a restraining order? We just fucked

[little miss @HojoCynthia]

I got interviewed by an Indian man today immediately I entered his office

I first tell am namaste
The man burst laugh omo na so I take get work ooo

[Dating Reality 🍒 @datingreality]

Women used to cry when their nu*des got leaked.

Now it's $4.99

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

I understand bricklayers now
As i chop this Bread and Pepsi finish i just dey inside house dey find heavy thing to lift

[🍀 @Dammyswago]

"babeeeeee😭"

Life go first tire you

[~Mech~ 🍁 @Uncle__Mech]

If you attended your physics class in school you will know there’s no way that flying car is going to fly with a fat girl inside.😭😭

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

No wonder that Yoruba adage says ‘’Ebi kin penguin d’ojo ale’’

[luckii @luckiidubee]

niggas be broke as hell but still gotta keep spotify on premium

[cruzey @callmecruzey]

I don't know much about science but I know the flying car cannot fly with a fat girl inside

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

una see how women quickly admit say yhemo lee dey cheat just cos he hold another woman hand.

e get wetin go sup for tl wey we go need the video. patience.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

sweet boy is a foolish boy.

[🍒 @rhellzgotwavy]

Hitler asks what a genocide is 😭😂

[Dominic™️ @Dominicye0]

You don’t wanna text first, she don’t wanna text first
Your ego wins, her ego wins
Then who loses ?

Manchester United

[🦇 @BIG_PRIME01]

my nigga, things are about to go our way.

[‏ً @M0tion_001]

I withdraw every negative statement I have made about my future, and I speak favour and purpose over my life.. Amen

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

Love love Congolese music ❤️

[FELIX @dealwithfelix]

i swear class rep for jss3 sabi book pass me but he no know cause i be teacher😂

[acce @accekid]

When i get into an accident and suffer brain damage, but then see the doctor trying to save me using a woman's brain