akasha

here for blood

[a @boopyape]

Moving from NY to LA: sus
Moving from LA to NY: understandable

[akasha @drflukenudes]

@s_ntafdvy @nsndngb6243 @RISKTAKERRlCH @05DoL Like they’re literally insane lmao.
There is no reason to shave your body hair except to perhaps perform better at sports or fulfill pedophilic beauty standards.

[emz ꕤ @everyqimes]

get positions out of your fucking mouth bitch

[akasha @drflukenudes]

@ris4k2m You really have to explain everything to some people like babies otherwise they get insulted/offended and think they’re being cheated and people have it out for them.

[akasha @drflukenudes]

@user4_Soft Context matters. For instance, all of my coworkers really like me. In my personal life, I experience some conflict with friends, family, acquaintances. Not everyone likes me but to some people, it seems that way.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “Donald Trump literally made it illegal to be trans and an athlete in the NCAA. Did you experience any fucking material improvements in your life? No, of course you didn’t. Is that fixing the fucking gas prices? Giving Israel more money, is that going to fix your gas prices? We’ve been giving Israel $10B a fucking year. Have things gotten better in that process? Has ICE improved your lives? Elon Musk is a fucking trillionaire. Did it do anything for you that’s positive? No, of course not”

[akasha @drflukenudes]

There’s this part in the Armand/Louis argument in San Francisco where Louis slips back to his NOLA accent (right before he leaves the apt.) that I can’t stop thinking about.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

It means you had $100 at one point

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

"We had a good life in our own country, but we decided to do an armed invasion of someone else's, because we are religious supremacists. Why are you mad at us?"

[kami ༺♰༻ @feastonmyflesh]

ppl hate when ur actually mentally ill

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando finalmente parei de forçar vínculos que só eu mantinha

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

multimillionaire business owner who sits in filth and talks into smelly microphone for a living tells the working class that it’s not the top 2% of wealth that is controlling society, but the bottom 2%.

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[Ἔρεβος 🇿🇦🇵🇹 @_dantesinfern0]

Fuck someone you don’t like, then you’ll realise kissing is more intimate than cracking

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life

[𝕁𝕁 @marsfirelight]

every time i witness mean girl energy i just think wow, what an exhausting way to experience the world.

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

Remember a few months ago when we kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife and now we hear nothing about them…..

[akasha @drflukenudes]

@GamingNaRoli Sorry but they literally use industrial high heat washers, sour and alkali bleach to clean those towels and sheets…

[Scantyer 🇦🇱 @scantierrr]

The number 1 thing pisses me off today is how every company realized they can still technically operate at the bare minimum if they run a skeleton crew for everything. So now every service sucks, both for the workers and the customers, and we can't do anything.

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

i rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. i declare overflow, expansion, and provision.