James Heather

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

BREAKING: 2020 vows to fight exit in Supreme Court, claiming "calendar rigged in favour of 2021" and "clear majority want to stick with current year"

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

I don't have time for another phone call where you just pass me round from one department to another, and I don't have time for another chat conversation where you alternately tell me I still have an account and that I don't have an account. Please just make it stop.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

@VodafoneUK Unbelievable. My account was closed in Aug, and I was incorrectly charged £250 which you had to refund. Now you're still sending me bills, and you still keep claiming I have an account. How often are you going to charge me for a service I don't have?

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

And here's the email you sent me on 13 August accepting my cancellation, with a disconnection date of 12 September.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

@VodafoneUK every month you send me a bill, even though my a/c was closed in Aug, when you incorrectly charged me £249.73 and had to refund it. Whenever I phone or use chat, you say you'll sort it out, but never do. Please just STOP SENDING ME BILLS FOR A SERVICE I DON'T HAVE.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

Cleaned my teeth in a different order tonight. So liberating.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

He looks a bit weird. I think it's that his glasses don't really suit his delicate hands.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

https://t.co/D0YNDnrpTC Superb first programming game for kids!

Challenge for today: Google says shortest solution for Level 6 is six blocks. Solve it in four.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

Looks like the last two will be Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn. Really looking forward to the dance-off! #Vote2017

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

My daughter has just, like, uttered her first quasi-adverbial meaningless 'like', yeah.

God have mercy on my soul: I've spawned a monster.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

DOPING SCANDAL LATEST: Cavendish medal revoked for "riding while he still had crack on his hands"

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

If ever there was a moment that captured modern Britain perfectly, it's that we just won a gold medal for paddling. #Olympics

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

Worried my expense claim for a drink at a place called 'Go Natural' will be misinterpreted.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

@drmichaelrush @almurray #tinfoilrhymes Michael's ode's the better, sure! / Hallelujah!

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

BREAKING: FA to unveil #Boris as new #England manager.

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

It's possible that my mental image of this verse is completely wrong. #Bible

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

Nigel Takes Control #WriteAPoemAboutBrexit #referendum

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

Scared MI5 had rigged ballot box, so brought ballot paper home and put in my own homemade ballot box. No one's changing my vote. #referendum

[James Heather @drfudgeboy]

Key principle: doesn't matter how you vote, as long as you remember to be really angry that lots of people disagree with you. #referendum