George

Learn from others' mistakes; you won't have time to make them all yourself. - G.K. Chesterton

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@bmet7 @CedarsAndSaints So when you participate in the Easter Triduum liturgy, do you also say "It seems silly he's not resurrected until we celebrate the Easter Mass..." then?

[George @drgeorgetoman]

You have zero hope of learning statistics well without knowing calculus. Trig and geometry are prerequisites to calculus.

This just inflates terrible science.

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

Proposal for American high schools: Replace geometry and trigonometry with economics and statistics.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

A reminder that nobody has done the reading, and if you do that alone you’ll soon find yourself absurdly ahead of the curve

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@ShortStopBall

[George @drgeorgetoman]

Agree with @JoshPateCFB . If Ole Miss treats Lane with a heartfelt applause and the crowd acts with class, LSU loses by 30.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: LSU and Lane Kiffin hired fraternity members to heckle players at practice ahead of the Ole Miss game😂

(via @PatMcAfeeShow) https://t.co/sX3mCt5iSu

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@dlongenecker1 If you become a bishop, please make that your episcopal motto 😂

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@ThePhDPlace read graphs well

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@ThePhDPlace Committee member: "I am available to meet on that day"

*rejects calendar invite*

[PBA Tour @PBATour]

The PBA is deeply saddened by the sudden passing of Randy Pedersen, who was among the most important professional bowling figures of the past 40 years.

Pedersen won 13 PBA Tour titles during his Hall of Fame playing career, then transitioned to television where he became the longest-tenured broadcaster in PBA history.

Our thoughts and condolences are with his family and loved ones.

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@20YearsAgoSport Can Bill Callahan finally get that marquee win to cement a new era in Husker athletics? And can the Blackshirts stop that loaded USC offense with NFL talent?

[George @drgeorgetoman]

In the spirit of @CollegeGameDay , I was part of @olcrimson team #231. College football is back!

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@Michellek4040 Was at a lounge in Denver wearing a Nebraska pullover. Guy walks up and say "Go Big Red." I panicked and replied "thank you" and still feel badly about that poorly executed exchange of fandom.

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@cecsquared The encounter with the Samaritan woman started with Jesus asking for a drink of water. So yes folks, caring about water can save souls.

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@SportsCenter 11th best guard btw

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@Blain_Crain @NdamukongSuh 's end-of-game pick-6 against Colorado in 2008. Memorial stadium has not been louder since.

[George @drgeorgetoman]

(Please don't embarrass the brand for a sixth time.)

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Darkness Returns.

[George @drgeorgetoman]

One time I was behind a guy that took 25 minutes (of a 30 min time slot before daily Mass) for confession. He walked out and whispered "I'm sorry - I haven't had confession in 30 years." I told him "welcome back" and not to worry about it.

[PiusXII’s girl @KyrieeEleison_]

Please stop taking over 30 minutes in the confession booth. This isnt a place for you to rant about your life, this is a confessions booth. And you should have practised and meditated on your confession so it’s quick and efficient . If you need, book a spiritual consultation.

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@On3 @BigTenNetwork When Indiana beats Purdue 70-3 this fall, @CCignettiIU only comment to the camera will be "this is why you go to Indiana."

[George @drgeorgetoman]

@JMULiker