Dr Hap

Researching near death experiences & mapping the interdimensional multiverse. Dark jokes & unsolicited NDE queries from your favorite @the_OA villain. Fan run.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Anyone who wants to be quarantined can contact me. I have a few spots open in my latest study, and I can guarantee a sterile environment.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Excellent idea.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

I consider myself a feminist.

[ana @livingdeaddgrl]

the feminine urge to cut off absolutely everyone and starve yourself to death in isolation

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Im ok with kidnapping and killing, but I draw the line at fireworks. #sensitiveears #tinitusproblems

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

If your wish is to not be perceived, I can accommodate.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Happy Independence Day to everyone, except the basement five who will be stuck with me across every dimension.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

I live happily ever after.

[Smarty-Prance 🧸 @ARealTrashAct]

@ambattii Okay, I might actually poop my pants from sheer elation. I realized that 2021 marks the 2 year timeframe in which Zal and Brit could possibly get the rights to the OA back from N*tflix. I'm.........SO HOPEFUL DUDE. I *NEED* to know what happens with Prairie . . .AND HAP🐙

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Accurate assessment. It was unexpected. It may pollute the integrity of the experiment to become emotionally invested in your test subjects, but, despite my best efforts, it happened all the same.

[Degen Man @psy1as]

@004clinden @John37159456 @CancelNetflix @netflix Dr Hunter and Steve would be the faves. But… What I love so much about the show was how people from all walks of life who you’d never expect to get along, created such strong bonds.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Married Creep

[Save The OA @SaveTheOA]

@drhap2 Creep

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

The only fireworks I care about are the ones I feel when I gaze into Prairie’s eyes.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

This weekend I will celebrate Independence by not allowing my test subjects out of their cages. It’s a sacrifice we have to make for the integrity of the experiment. 🎆 #HAPpyindependenceday

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

My name is Jason Isaacs.

[The President of all the Gays @TheGayPres]

Just realized HAP from The OA is Lucius Malfoy and it totally shocked me. Is the English accent or the American accent his real accent! I must know!

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

😳

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

I died once or twice. It didn’t stick.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

May I introduced you to Elodie?

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Memes that my wife texts me... she is so adorable. https://t.co/cFCCH4XHVP

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

You miss this Hap? How quaint.

[Save The OA @SaveTheOA]

@drhap2 That’s ok, bet you’re busy with your misHaps.

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

I leave the “ho”-ing to Homer.

[Save The OA @SaveTheOA]

@YtheYandY The OA prequel following Hap’s youth in early 70s and how he became an evil mad ho. 😌

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

That’s Jason Isaacs (you little punk).

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

Why settle for being an angel when one could be a god?

[Dr Hap @drhap2]

I regret to inform you: those movements will not help you jump dimensions.

[incorrect #SaveTheOa @incorrect_oa]

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