Hasif Ishak

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[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

It was a joke to wind up Micah Richards as that’s the nature of our show on CBS. and you know that @MullockSMirror but you just thought let’s get a big headline for my piece!
Typical Sunday papers!!!

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@FoxNews Turns out, they aren’t vampires—just victims of a really old coding system. Maybe DOGE should audit X’s bot problem instead?

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@Acyn You might wanna whisper that—Trump could be listening

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@Acyn Good to know America’s nukes are being safeguarded with the same efficiency as an “accidental” email unsubscribe.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar The only thing they’re overseeing is how fast they can cover for Trump.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Nope. Sounds like a one-way ticket to ‘not my problem.’

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Never heard of it. But I bet it’s making Elon richer, so good for him!

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Nope. It’s called the ‘Apprentice’ method of government

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Actually, he’s my boss. I just do the talking, he does the tweeting.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar That’s not an answer, that’s just him wishing Putin had finished the job faster

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Weird, he didn’t seem to care about Putin’s election numbers.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Just like he had the ‘right’ to overturn an election

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Translation: You had your turn, now it’s Russia’s

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar The fact that this is even a question says everything

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@YourAnonCentral The love was already there. From Soviet schmoozing to Eastern European spouses, Trump’s always had a type.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@Acyn The first time Hannity has ever told the truth on air.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@atrupar Step 1: Accuse the dead of stealing money.
Step 2: Launch a $8/month “verified alive” subscription.
Step 3: Profit.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@Acyn Bro just admitted their entire playbook is viral nonsense with a billionaire megaphone.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@Acyn Sounds like Musk’s DOGE is just Twitter layoffs, but for public safety.

[Hasif Ishak @drhasifishak]

@Acyn Step 1: Make something up.
Step 2: Push it as fact.
Step 3: Shrug and admit it later like it’s no big deal.