Kelli Ruby

Wife. Mother. Doctor. Proud DO. Loving life.

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

Greyhound-ing it to NYC, alone, at 26 weeks… https://t.co/RwOHbuey7A

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

OMG you guys. Mashed potato bowls with bacon, eggs and spinach… https://t.co/3hHaflH5yD

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

When you buy a rose chai latte basically because it matches your… https://t.co/WZEMCn4j1N

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

I intend to be happy on the journey
Instead of delaying my joy until… https://t.co/qYOycz11fx

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

OMG #thatsinkingfeeling when you find a massive hair on your chin, but you're already at work. Seriously, how did I miss that this morning? I spent 30 minutes in front of a mirror! #emergencytweezersanyone?

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

I have the entire bed to myself tonight because my husband is away. And I love him and all but... Yeah, right now, not missing him too much! #omg #socomfy #roomforallthepillows #preggerslife

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

Today I'm grateful for impromptu trips to the playground and time alone with this sweetie 😍 #toddlermom #toobig

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

Saying this because I just walked out of @Costco with ONLY the 10 items I actually needed, it cost $44, and I feel like I deserve a prize. #adulting #Winning #momlife

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

@Costco should hand out complimentary buttons any time a customer's total is less than $50. And those buttons should say "I have incredible self-restraint." #greatideas #yourewelcome

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

2 hr Saturday nap - you just saved my life. And my sanity. And possibly my family. Good job, my old friend. 👏👏
#selfcare #SelfCareSaturday

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Dear Pro-Life Friends,
If you're not speaking out against gun violence right now, don't call yourself Pro-Life.

Just say you're Anti-Abortion.

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

@hillaryfrank That sounds like a win to me!

[Rachel Held Evans (1981-2019) @rachelheldevans]

What gets me is, the NRA doesn’t just buy politicians; if a lawmaker even *considers* the most modest & sensible gun legislation (like making it legal for the CDC to study gun violence trends), the NRA donates MILLIONS to their opponent. It’s profoundly corrupt.

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

#parenting 101 experience: leaving the room so you don't laugh while you husband disciplines your toddler. In my defense, the toddler looked like this:

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

Yeeessss! https://t.co/dzVtdilIHF

[LongestShortestTime @longestshortest]

#Paidleavemeans all working people – no matter where they live or work – have #timetocare for their own health and their families. #FMLA25 @9to5org https://t.co/K6McOkj55L

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

It's illegal for supermarkets in France to waste food. Supermarkets must either compost or donate unsold or nearly expired goods to charity. #OpeningCeremony

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

Mom moment: listening to your 18 month old jabber to himself in his crib might be the best way ever to start the morning. Second only to sweet couch snuggles #momlife #toddlermom #mommoment #thelittlethings

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

When your favorite podcast quotes your favorite mental health resource, you know you gotta retweet ;) https://t.co/tZZCCa4zM6

[LongestShortestTime @longestshortest]

Yes, THIS! This is why we're making a Weird Parenting Wins book! (Turns out science is on our side.) https://t.co/b1DUXmOhOK

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

The city of Melbourne, Australia assigned trees email addresses so citizens could report problems. Instead, people wrote thousands of love letters to their favorite trees. #OpeningCeremony

[Kelli Ruby @drhermy]

I ate a pickle from the jar before I even pulled out of the grocery store parking lot. Can someone say preggo? ;) #preggolife #cravings