dr. holmes

writer / audio

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Get a life. Like me. I've been sending fake UFO sighting reports to MUFON all morning

[Fake Beard Films @FakeBeardFilms]

NEW from #FakeBeardFilms .... Planes Trains & Autos Deleted Scene 'Del's Apology' on YT: https://t.co/kasB55FZS9
#planestrainsandautomobiles #johncandy #stevemartin #johnhughes #aianime #Retro #ClassicCinema #DeletedScene #comedy

[Fake Beard Films @FakeBeardFilms]

New video from our friends at @imnotseinfeld on YT #Seinfeld #SeinfeldParody #Costanza #Kramer https://t.co/g01XhGjjJk

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Ben Shapiro being on constant hair-trigger alert about perceived infractions related to his own identity group would be more defensible if he hadn't produced 10000000 hours of content trashing Snowflakes who get overly offended by infractions related to every other identity group

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@robreiner none of this is going to happen lol

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@RawStory this story is on the minds of every American tonight.

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@Bob_Janke @maddow

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

sorry for the flurry of tweets I haven't slept in days

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

whenever something seems out of the ordinary, hearing 'there's nothing out of the ordinary going on here' is really reassuring.

[Black in the Empire @blackintheempir]

You ever considered the possibility that the people who keep being proven right about the lies we're told to support their wars aren't traitors, Putin puppets, Assad apologists or siding with terrorists and you just keep getting played for suckers

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

You can just say you're a paranormal researcher no one even checks

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@StephenKing what

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@Jivecuttah @Bob_Janke this is lunch in a coffee shop!

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@CNN the Oath Keepers who attended this late-nite Italian feast make the ancient Romans look like a bunch of prudes by comparison #OliveGardenItalianFeast #UnlimitedBreadsticks #TonightWeDine

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@CNN Oath Keepers enjoyed unlimited salad and breadsticks @mlevenson

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

twitter is adding context to my tweets but the joke's on them there is no other context to my tweets

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@robreiner if a single person votes Republican, the Tyranny of Facism wins!

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@RalphNader centrist Dems hardly mention the issues facing regular people, and this makes people feel ignored. when they do mention these issues, they offer no solutions. this is a big part of why many are voting Repub for the first time. -D

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@jewstein3000

[dr. holmes @drholmes33]

@treydayway lol