johannes phartz-immcuming

us space force veteran, astral projection unit, 2021-2021.

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i’m the rockefeller of relaxing

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i’m getting more and more interested in selling high end automobiles

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if i had a genie i’d wish for a Chipotle franchise with each of my three wishes

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ahhh help i’m boiling in a pot on your stove come turn it off!!!

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@summerbind dinner with travis

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lord zod called… he’s pretty mad and wants to atomize you… at work tomorrow…

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need to go to a new optometrist because my current one hired a british helper…

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#CLUMP

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@higgzorz yeah

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loml

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@higgzorz like jeans??

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is zynning aloud on this transatlantic flight

[fully delitized ray @summerbind]

this is a Penny Cat Will Heal Quickly Post please charge up a positive wish and inject it into the stratosphere for Penny Cat

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@higgzorz want a taste of ryan’s box?

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i will learn to do the iguana dance

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stole an electricians scissor lift and the battery died right when i parked it after using it plus my lift ticket expires today plus i’m sexy as hell 😩👌

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ROUGH-HEWN WOOD

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@reglarwoman WONDERFUL NAILS, DARLING.. SIMPLY SUBLIME

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@higgzorz the white boy is speaking a little español

[matthew. @iAmTheWarax]

thinking about how, canonically, snoopy hit the beaches 82 years ago today to spearhead the liberation of europe

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@reglarwoman HOT GORGEOUS LOML