Dylan Richmond

Exercise science nerd / outdoor enthusiast / Seattle sports fanatic.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

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@LauraLoomer Fuck off with your jack-o’-lantern cunt face.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

I’m so lucky. In my 41 years of sports fandom, I’ve seen Messi, Jordan and Lebron, Serena, Crosby, Ohtani, & Tiger. My Seahawks win 2 Super Bowls, the Cubs, Sox, and Knicks end decades long curses. Simone, Phelps, and Bolt. And somehow in all that: Oregon never winning a Natty.

[Matt Cameron @MCameron008]

The coolest thing so far about the World Cup is that Alexi Lalas has figured out that Henry and Ibrahimović don’t respect him.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Elon Musk was able to become a trillionaire because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

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@MsMelChen How much did Elon pay you for this tweet?

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@KyleKulinski Standard Knicks fan behavior.

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@krystalball I will answer both questions. Yes!

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@HeroDividend People are about to get fucking fleeced. At what point does this classify as being predatory?

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@Baileymoon15 Let’s put Dan Crenshaw in the octagon against a standard eye exam.

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@TheDemocrats @StephenM

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@theliamnissan what the hell is even that?

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@kenklippenstein Is this what’s physically blocking The Straight of Hormuz?

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@elonmusk Your companies have received over 38 billion dollars in tax revenue from the US govt and 1.9 billion from state and local govts, you fat twat.

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@DanCleary79 @TimJDillon Pifffff. Shut the hell up with this garbage take. I don’t remember Carlin bootlicking Nixon, Ford, or Bush.

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@KyleKulinski She is turning into a good puppet for the Ellisons.

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

172 yards to a foot 🎯

Co-leader @RickieFowler almost leaves the par-3 14th with an ace.

📺 PGA TOUR LIVE on ESPN+

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@ryangrim is absolutely cooking on twitter tonight. 🧑‍🍳

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@davidsirota @paleofuture Outside of @carlquintanilla, not many of the hosts on this network have souls.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

DEMOCRATS YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS STRONG LANGUAGE OR SHOULD WE HAVE THE 15TH “HASAN HATES ISRAEL AND AMERICA WE CANT HAVE HIM AT OUR EVENTS” CONVO?!