Imagine being 24 and scoring a golazo so crazy that FIFA screams “omo we need a special award for goals like this” hence the birth of the Puskas Award.
Cristiano Ronaldo mahn🐐
“Ronaldo is not naturally talented because he can't dribble.”
They expect a 6'2" Ronaldo to dribble like Messi, but they don't expect a 5'7" Messi to jump as high and score like Ronaldo.
Okay next joke 😂
every car dealer prepares a used car before selling it to a new buyer.
the seats are wrapped in nylon. sometimes it gets a fresh paint job. visible dents are repaired, then the mileage is rolled back.
the goal?
to make the care more appealing to the next unsuspecting buyer.