Derek

[Derek @driege34]

When J Cole said “I’m writing down names, I’m making a list”

[Derek @driege34]

@Dave_Kasbohm @3NewsNowOmaha Did @JorgeAdame63 make you those tacos?

[Derek @driege34]

When you tell the fast food place worth billions of dollars that you don’t want your 5 cents in change:

[jorge adame @JorgeAdame63]

ive out pizza’d the hut

[Derek @driege34]

Nobody: Today at the capital:

[Derek @driege34]

@JorgeAdame63 @KasbohmNoah I once made you quit a game after the first possession. You’re garbage

[Derek @driege34]

@JorgeAdame63 @BarstoolAlabama

[jorge adame @JorgeAdame63]

I don’t remember this part in Twilight @KasbohmNoah

[Derek @driege34]

@JorgeAdame63

[Derek @driege34]

@Dave_Kasbohm @JorgeAdame63

[Derek @driege34]

@JorgeAdame63 I already dropped out so give me a haircut cause it’s getting long

[Derek @driege34]

.@KasbohmNoah doesn’t like a single flavor of chips. Why are you the way you are.

[Derek @driege34]

@cantguardlevy Thanks buddy. Gotta say I love the reward system I set up for myself

[Derek @driege34]

Ran for the first time in ages today. Think imma reward myself with a shower beer, 3 glasses of captain and coke, probably 4 if I’m being honest, a bag of chips and another beer. Trust the process.

[Derek @driege34]

@_ayebby I got cat-called while playing with my dogs cause I was wearing my jorts. Truckers are pervs.

[Derek @driege34]

@Brayan_cerv I day drink so I can get drunk early

[Derek @driege34]

@lech_daddy @cantguardlevy @levy_bryce They weren’t all ducks... They just never went any farther than 20 yards

[Derek @driege34]

@cantguardlevy

[Derek @driege34]

My mom had the audacity to tell me that someday my dogs are gonna die. I’ve now been laying in bed all day alone with my thoughts and it ain’t a pretty sight

[Derek @driege34]

@JorgeAdame63

[Derek @driege34]

@JorgeAdame63 @china What happened Jorge why can’t you walk?!