nyamurai

I'm Drift, third in command of the Lost Light. Possibly a cat. Hello twitter!

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I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat.

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I'm really just looking for the full-on bro experience.

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Why cant i hold all these swords?

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[with a straight face] I prefer exploring the limits of solitude
5 mins later: [glued to Rodimus's hip]

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

(overheard from the medibay) for the last time, Ratchet, these aren't just ROCKS, I left them here because they have healing properties!

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

The butterfly flaps it's wings, and that's how the ancient Aztecs caused the dark ages in Europe

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I'm not letting you borrow my greatsword to "get in touch with yourself", rodimus that's unsanitary

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recent google searches: wholesome spectralist memes

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TIC: thirst in command

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

[with a straight face] I prefer exploring the limits of solitude
5 mins later: [glued to Rodimus's hip]

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

Fourteen swords. Maybe more. Imagine.

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

When you come back after work, I will give you 30 seconds of affection, then go back to my nap.

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

(overheard from the medibay) for the last time, Ratchet, these aren't just ROCKS, I left them here because they have healing properties!

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

Why cant i hold all these swords?

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

I'm really just looking for the full-on bro experience.

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

*anime sparkles*

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

Optimus and I have something in common: we both look gay in red

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

What if the real Knights of Cybertron were the friends we made along the way?

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

[with a straight face] I prefer exploring the limits of solitude
5 mins later: [glued to Rodimus's hip]

[nyamurai @drift_ebooks]

I'm not letting you borrow my greatsword to "get in touch with yourself", rodimus that's unsanitary