(￣(工)￣)

my mom says i’m handsome

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

since experiencing tiktok in the uk it feels almost unusable in the US now, like why are there ads every two fucking videos

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I love killing and eating hikers

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

I would love it if these pictures were a little smaller please 🙂

[tatum @planetgraves]

Imagine something scary. Ok now stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why i made you think that

[audrey @phlegmme]

Ran away to join the circus but it turns out they actually have a pretty rigorous hiring process and I didn’t make it to the second round of interviews

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

right of course

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@Brooksyboyfr like we didn’t get matching circumcisions at claire’s

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

just got asked if I’m circumcised 🧍‍♂️

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

the replies on my last tweet are killing me wtf

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

no way

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@Brooksyboyfr my c1s king

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@bglwcreamcheese

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@hines21_h you dont understand how devastated I am

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@hines21_h no effing way.

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@hines21_h did you guys go to margaritas 😿

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@Brooksyboyfr I’m so proud of us

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

just got invited to boys night

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

one thing that really pisses me off about the uk is that they just don’t put the caffeine content of energy drinks on their cans… idk seems like useful information to have on there

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@bglwcreamcheese the perm is calling to you

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

@bglwcreamcheese I just like complaining

[(￣(工)￣) @driftingawake]

Sometimes anki pisses me off why do I have to choose between seeing this flash card again 6 days or 3.5 months from now😭