driftwood wife

transfem. i like chinese history and dark souls lore

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

my (35F) idiot husband (50M) forgot to wash his hands after he touched “plague spots” and then touched our baby’s face

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@hellspatisserie Against the Murderous, Thieving Hordes of Normies

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@quinnthegm how joncon looked talking about myles toyne to other GC officers

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@All_Lee24 i got depressed recently when i realized i was dany’s age when i first read asoiaf but am now closer in age to cersei or ned

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

oh mother of god please let this be a warning and not an omen

[Sam @samnms]

this will be me

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@nise_yoshimi i would need to ask my work husband thomas cromwell first

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

i was dreading the EKG i got recently. ended up just telling the nurse beforehand so it wouldn’t be a surprise. she kept telling me “you are so brave”

[TheDarkDuchess @TheDarkDuchesss]

This is how it felt when I went to get an EKG done. The nurse saw my boobs, sweetly giggled to herself, and said alright hun this'll be cold! before applying them all over my chest

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@fifi_ay ma’am i would think you more than anyone else should be able to understand how a cis woman could be so ignorant about basic biology

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@Erisalyoshy definitely!

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@Erisalyoshy she’s really supportive and was concerned that i was being treated differently from cis women by my doctor

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

he was constrained by material conditions, which he could and would not confront with land reform. he was then teleported to an island where those conditions were nullified by looted gold and american support. despite his failure he was gifted his own private heaven

[RAY @3xcalibaneur]

Chiang Kai-Shek is one of those rare tragic figures who had all the makings and trappings and trajectory of a Great Man of History, but was brutally eclipsed by another, even Greater Man of History, at the exact moment the world would’ve recognized him as such.

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@nikicaga unfortunately it’s important to keep in mind that, based on his diaries, chiang kai-shek would love reading self-help books sold at airports, if he were alive today

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

@nise_yoshimi CROMWELL: Focus, H. Charles has got the Papacy and you *know* what that means.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

@ProudBavaria The reason all these DLCs suck balls that nobody wants to admit is because paradox is too focused on making every DLC ''balanced'' by giving you a gorillion debuffs you have to do tedious focuses to get rid of before you get to play the game

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@twinkmoder ex bf didn’t even consider himself bi because he only topped. when he decided to “go back,” multiple women (who knew his relationship history) refused to date him because they still assumed he was too “submissive”

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@PISSDRlNKER 10+ years later i still have a few dreams each year about the logistics of reintegrating him into my life. so glad reality has a mechanic that lets me experience the awkward torture of coming out to him. thought i missed out on that

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@posting_forever

[driftwood wife @driftingsnake]

@PatyConFideos i think hobsbawn may have mentioned something like this, but this passage isn’t from him. i forget where’s it from exactly, but i think it’s a work on italian immigration