Derek RigOil

I am a prehistoric Sloth and do somethng unimaginable in telecoms.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@Deganwy2019 @sieveheads @VictoriaPrentis @RoryStewartUK @roryforleader How do you create extra jobs when the economy shrinks and export trade gets harder and more expensive?

You could hope to free yourself of pesky employment rights and health standards and stuff. I guess that'd be a help.

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@mthomasson88 @VictoriaPrentis @RoryStewartUK @roryforleader I sell my services to Europe.

Why would I walk away from the deals I have knowing that I'm not going to negotiate anything better?

Tax Free, frictionless trade with freedom of movement for staff and services is as good as it's possible to get.

That's what we have already.

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@Maurich1 @RoryStewartUK Believe in the tie

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@HeavenlySkyes

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@wdjstraw As a labour voter I am more than happy for BoJo to clown about in No. 10 for a few months.

His lies have already caught up with him.
#leadershipdebate

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@HeatherWheeler please could you consider voting for @RoryStewartUK in the leadership elections.

I'm afraid he's OK with gays and Moslems, but is quite tough on benefit scroungers and hates badgers so hopefully you can help us not end up with the most embarrassing PM ever.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@RorysBoy1 @RoryStewartUK Good Work!

Future policy tip for daddy.

To sort the vegans from Extinction Rebellion you could have it converted to a gravy cannon.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@RorysBoy1 Ask daddy to have a word with a friend called Boris.

He may be able to source a Lego Water cannon.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@shellakeypookey @RoryStewartUK @MrTomYoull Well, I've seen worse.

Rory, try a bit harder on caring for the environment if you would please, there's a chap.

Well done on not being quite as much of a typical nasty-party hack as my MP is though.

Summary: #voterory because it could be worse.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@shellakeypookey @RoryStewartUK @MrTomYoull Will nobody think of the foxes?

I will have to check Rory's voting record on hunting with dogs and badger target practice.

If someone puts profit or sport above wildlife they will never get my vote.

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@PLUMPUDDING1234 @tomcoates @realDonaldTrump They also matter to the people who don't become victims because they live in a more civilised society.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@The_Ferg94 @tomcoates @realDonaldTrump Au contraire mon brave, as a country the UK is many times safer than the US.

Facts is facts.

Cup of tea?

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@oshunmii Yorkshire - God's own country.
We have right proper weather. You'd love it. Possibly.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@RoryStewartUK Some good quality services from the local councils would make the biggest difference to us carers.

You could do it AND save money.

You'd have to apologise to all those tory donor friends who run the private agencies you allow to milk the system though.

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@LukePollard I disagree, I want to elect an honest trustworthy, hard working, intelligent, caring, MP with progressive, decent views.

Just fill the House with these and scrap the corrupt Party Politics for good.

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I see #BorisJohnson has admitted to a "single non-conclusive" event of taking cocaine.

So he started, and never has stopped.

Get me a sample of that ridiculous hair somebody.

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@paulh_85 @Scarbygal @isleofiona @piersmorgan Yes, if you record it you do. There is plenty of alternative content available now though. Wouldn't mind if the Beeb had great content but it really has gone down the pan as far as I'm concerned.

[Derek RigOil @DRigoil]

@Scarbygal @isleofiona @piersmorgan If you don't watch live TV then you don't need a TV license.
#savings #treatyoself