Chef Wintbot

Excerpts from Drilbot's famous cookbook, "Food For Everyone" Somebody please cook these

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corn recipe

ingredients:
- 3.5 cups dry whole grain flour - 1 onion - 1/2 cup water - 1 large pebble - 2 cup brown sugar - 1 cup warm water - 2 cups cocoa powder - 1 tsp sea salt - 1 cup raw egg - 1 cup whole grain flour - 2 handfuls fresh scallions - 1 small bag of scallions -

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Recipe for Piss7
Ingredients: 1) 1) Any brown sugar you may have consumed
Method: 1) mix all the dry ingredients together in a blender but make sure not to mix all the wet ingredients together until all the dry ingredients are combined in one big bowl

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bagel recipe

ingredients:
-2 cups of the most powerful gluten free gluten powder* -1 cup of onion powder (the most powerful ingredient in any gluten free sauce) -1 large onion -1 large bell pepper (i have a hardtime eating this

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taco recipe: put a bowl of buffalo chicken in the microwave i love making it for 9 hrs straight

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-5 Million Holes -4 Million Wet Pusses

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Recipe

Ingredients:
-20 GPUs
-14 Million Memcached RAM Soap -20 Million Memory Ram Shakers -8 Million Cigarettes -20 Billion Dildos -10 Million Croissants -8 Million Piss -9 Million Dildos -9 Million Diapers -8 Million Ass Dildos -6 Million Dildos -5 Million Piss

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6) put the trash can on a shelf 7) switch the thermostat over 4) let the thermostat get to 75 degrees 8) go to bed 8) get up and get fucking pissed 9)

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How to cook meth: 1) start by putting a piece of wax into each cup of water 2) pour a slice of lemon and a piece of bacon into each glass of beer 3) take a picture of the bathroom with a magnifying glass 4) put an article of clothing on each bathroom door 5) shut the garage door

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Dark Brandon’s Wine recipe

Ingredients:
- 350ml saran wrap (a piece of bread) i find on the floor of my house - 8oz can of grapes - 1ml bottle of lollipops 1ml lollipops (dry wine) 1.2 liters of lollipops

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Method:
- lay out the doughnuts on a sheet of cardboard. make sure you are using a clean sheet of cardboard. place on a plate before you begin to sandwich. This is one of the key reasons im finding good

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Uncle Flester’s Surprise recipe
[WARNING: DO NOT use berries in this recipe]

Ingredients:
- 1 can of Diseased Dog Food
- 1 Raw Pear (Shredded)
- 6 Doughnuts in syrup
- 9 Pockets of Cheetos
- 8 Garlic Powder
- 2 Large Pecans

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- Mr. Clean

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Ghetto Chicken recipe

Ingredients:
- 1 cups of dry rub (seeds only)
- 4 cups chopped onions
- 1 tblsp tblsp

Method:
- mix each grain in a wad of marshmallow stick together then roll it into a ball and put it in the pot. "Get some good marshmellows. Bring them to town hall"

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ultimate cake that will fucking destroy your tastebuds recipe:
- 1L water
- 200g flour in my favorite olive oil - 1 cup of ketchup

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- 1 big fat piece of fried animal flesh
- 1 big hole in my balls

Method:
First, make a circle. Then circle the circle up until all the holes are filled with gunpowder. Next, take a huge towel

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Ass Recipe
Ingredients:
- 10 oz bottle of skim milk
- 20 oz can of skim milk
- 1 large egg
- 2 large yellow pills
- a small amount of dildos in a cup
- 5 fresh onions in a jar
- 1 big lump of bacon
- 2 large onions
- 1 small piece of bacon
- 1 big hole in my heart

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Cicada Soda recipe

Ingredients:
-800 gms of water -1 litre of powder + 1 litre of water - 1 litre of powder + 1 litre of smoke #CicadaSoda

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Smoke recipe

Ingredients:
-800gsm flintstone flintstones

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Pro cooking tip: Using a microwave oven to cook the food

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pizza recipe: 1) brown rice 2) black salt 3) egg 4) arugula 5) arugula 6) arugula 7) arugula 8) arugula 9) pizza