super wint

toads and princess helper ★ anti-blue shell ★ stealing my stars = blocked

[super wint @drilmario]

letsa no

[super wint @drilmario]

i hate it when im playing smash bros, and... And, uh,. thats it. thats the tweet

[super wint @drilmario]

i like to believe that getting my ass kicked 100 times a day for 50 years has granted me "Danger Mario"

[super wint @drilmario]

the super mario bros. version of a home run is when you jump over the flagpole and get trapped in an endless nightmare world some how

[super wint @drilmario]

consider this: the time and energy it took for you to tell me "the guilty party sits among us. it is none other than mario" could have instead been used to clean up 10 graffitis.

[super wint @drilmario]

ruinning a mans wedding by making the core of the moon collapse

[super wint @drilmario]

i fear this baby i found no longer respects me after i accidetnally touched a fuzzy and got dizzy

[super wint @drilmario]

just deleted some posts that may have been considered hostile towards people who like to argue about mario rpgs on the internet. i was wrong on this one.

[super wint @drilmario]

the 3 poossible reactions i have to tweets
1) briefly growing in size
2) twirling around and tipping my cap
3) spinning in mid-air and falling down

[super wint @drilmario]

there is a time and place for clowns and it is called "SIWTCH SCRAMBLE CIRCUS". not destroying all dimensions

[super wint @drilmario]

top complaints im working on:
- the sexism ( of course)
-rereleasing the same nes games over & over for years
-not rereleasing enough of the classic nes games

[super wint @drilmario]

when my brother says to me "letsa go" i inevitably respond with some stupid shit like "okey dokey"

[super wint @drilmario]

another thing that fuckin sucks is the non canon compliant baby

[super wint @drilmario]

"Why should there be only one super mario rpg. Let's try our best to make all the rpgs super mario. Thank you" -a quote i invented which made me cry

[super wint @drilmario]

absolute bastard . of all the shells you couldve thrown at me, it had to be the blue one

[super wint @drilmario]

oh look–i failed this challenge level for the 4th fucking time becausse none of the girls on here bothered singing jump up super star

[super wint @drilmario]

TODAY:
- tried to fight bowser
- got my ass kicked
- got my hat destoryed by an airship
- landed in a foreign kingdom
- ANd its only 2:01 AM.

[super wint @drilmario]

@dokodonmystery don't get used to it i'll make 3 posts and then forget this account exists

[super wint @drilmario]

the koopa troop: forbidden from saying yahoo. ~99% princess capture rate
super mario: encouraged to say yahoo. cant defeat guys unless there's a poorly placed trap nearby

[super wint @drilmario]

the most disgusting accounts on here are making claims like, "Super Mario Sunshine takes place in the timeline where luigi died " , with zero evidence

[super wint @drilmario]

due to kingdom discrepancies i request a motion that all collectables be referred to as "Power moons", even if theyre stars