russian wint-er

emailing me is now counterrevolutionary

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

Ulya(no)v

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending class exploitation after saying that kulaks should be called "poo-laks"

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

renegade kautsky: the Bolshevik Revolution is bad
Me: Have you ever been there.
renegade kautsky: (his glasses fall off)
Me: Catch you later

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

huaw yeah you gotta try this shit... just let the Soviets seize power alongside the Prov. Gov ... this is called the famous "Dual power"

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

"ah boo hoo i want to write polemics against Revolutionaries" Fat Chance, Liberal. I will annihilate you under bulwark of Theory and Praxis.

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

Die Diktatur des Proletariats will never be a Marxist Classic Polemic. shoddy premise. people find liberal distortions of Marx disgusting

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

kautsky is garbage. he sucks more than anything. people need to stop encouraging his shit by supporting him. go home kautsky. fuck kautsky

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

did we end capitalism yet. good job every one, if we did

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

tsar unveils a huge tombstone engraved with "Lenin". i chain my jeep to it and rip it down. tsar surrenders and names town "Leningrad"

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

i will tell you this right now: I'm from USSR. Im highly communist. Ive been known to say radical things and watch democracy unfold brutally

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

thhere is no such thing as nature, and money is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Theory and Practice

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

im a Fuckhead socialist who wants to know 1 thing... WHAT makes imperialism 'tick'

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

[From the mod: I'm aware this is just a copy and paste with no alterations but I think this is fine just this once]

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

another day into the Russian Revolution. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the bourgeoisie. comrade, they wont even let me fuck it

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

ive never heard of this "eurocommunism" but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

i am a bolshevik now folks. im walking around Saint Petersburg in my ushanka like a real dumbass. the mensheviks hope i get hit by a car

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

based on a bunch of educated assumptions i've made about capital accumulation, the bourgeoisie must have like the hugest dicks on the planet

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

my spinning 3d head rises from the ruins of the semi-feudal capitalist state swept away by revolution. eeyaaghhHHH!!! im ALIVE baby

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

BOURG: on sept 14 u wrote "my dick's not all its cracked up 2 b" Explain
ME: its. a commentary on the decay of parasitic capitalism actually

[russian wint-er @drilyich_lenin]

POLITICAL PAMPHLET "WHAT IS TO BE DONE" FINALLY HAS 1,000 READERS. TIME TO ROLL OUT THE POLEMICS AND QUIT MY JOB AS A LAWYER