Dano

scum

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

i just found a “Christian version” of the Cha Cha slide & i am dying.
please god tell me this is the war on Christmas

[Dano @drink_bleach]

Alexa... hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright.

[Dano @drink_bleach]

I love you.

[penny p ✨ @Proud2bPenny]

Y’all hell on this app man 😩😩

[Dano @drink_bleach]

@JustBleedMMA looking forward to the UFC 223 main card. The Loading Dock Prelims were pretty interesting

[Dano @drink_bleach]

@MMARoasted I can’t wait for UFC 223 main card. The Loading Dock Prelims were pretty interesting

[Dano @drink_bleach]

One of the reasons I don’t take public transportation because I don’t want to be forced to listen to an impromptu concert.

[Dano @drink_bleach]

@derkins_susie Lol

[Dano @drink_bleach]

Someone remind me to buy some Fritos next time I'm at the store. Goddamn Fritos are so good and I haven't had them in like 5 years.

[Dano @drink_bleach]

Some assclown: Hey Dan, how’s it going?

Me: “I haven’t had sex in 6 months. How do you think it’s going?”

I didn’t really say that of course.

“I’m doing great! How are you?”

[Dano @drink_bleach]

@JustBleedMMA I like fozzy

[Dano @drink_bleach]

Life is a lot harder when you’re ugly

[Dano @drink_bleach]

How do guys on death row manage to get married? I can’t even find a woman to take to Olive Garden

[Dano @drink_bleach]

My birthday is Saturday. I’ll be 33. I am not where I thought I would be in life.

[Dano @drink_bleach]

I don’t think President Trump is doing a good job. Too bad we can’t fire his ass and get someone new in there

[Dano @drink_bleach]

I thought I had see all the porn. I found a new kind yesterday called “freeze porn” ... it’s probably what you think it is

[Dano @drink_bleach]

If I worked out every time I was stressed or depressed ... I would have a sixpack.

[Dano @drink_bleach]

@KevinInChains Pushed together for awesomeness

[Cherry Pimps @CherryPimps]

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[Dano @drink_bleach]

@KevinInChains She’s always had fantastic boobs

[Dano @drink_bleach]

I have a specific type of woman I like to date. That type is “breathing” ... and that’s not even a requirement