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I’m actually a piano tuner. I just tweet here to have fun and be silly. You thought I was a professional comic, didn’t you?

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@atrupar China has installed over 561 gigawatts of wind capacity, making it the largest producer of wind energy on earth by a wide margin. It builds its own turbines.

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@AmyLynnStL

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@krassenstein What kind of pasta? Depending on the state there’s different types of pasta that you need to show ID to consume. Rigatoni you have to be 25. Spaghetti only 18.
Mac and Cheese is the only pasta dish that is available without ID now.

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@FozonCapital @atrupar Or comparing a reflecting pool to a skyscraper

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@Acyn @MeidasTouch Does he know that “Affordability” has a B in it?

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@RonFilipkowski @of_caution First step toward engineering super soldiers

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@SpeakerJohnson Create a threat.
Tell the people you can save them from it.
Stay in power.

Hitler did that.

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@BasedMikeLee

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@culvers just got a burger and root beer to go. Root beer is room temperature already because it’s 91° out and YOU DON’T PUT ICE IN THE CUP! A&W up the road is superior because the ice keeps it nice and cold and refreshing.
Don’t give me the “recipe” answer. I want a COLD drink.

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@CalltoActivism

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@JasmineRossn People born in 1875 are all dead. Let that sink in.

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@atrupar We HAVE massive economic disruption you twit.

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@RepJackKimble @jill_smothers

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@BhattiLaib9960 He took the time out of his day to go kill a chef.

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@atrupar

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BREAKING!
Police have apprehended the reflecting pool vandal!

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@shouq_al90149

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@RpsAgainstTrump

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@OlenaRohoza For what????

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@CuriosityonX Another Elon Musk