Miller

Miller from the Canterbury Tales

[Miller @drinkmiller]

I'm gonna have the best stories out of any of the pilgrims 🍻

[Miller @drinkmiller]

The trick is to just put a small amount of pressure on the opposite side of the scale. Pretend you're balancing it, but really you're not😈

[Miller @drinkmiller]

Today at work I was selling some grain. Sold some guy 5 grams for the price of 10, what an idiot 😂😂

[Miller @drinkmiller]

@TheNarrator69 that sounds great. You know I love offensive stories

[Miller @drinkmiller]

Playing the bagpipes to these raccoons sitting on my couch

[Miller @drinkmiller]

@skippersailor1 I need something to drink

[Miller @drinkmiller]

Got a little too drunk last night, rammed my front door with my head and broke it. Now there's animals sleeping my couch.

[Miller @drinkmiller]

A great morning to drink some cold mead 🍺

[Miller @drinkmiller]

Anyone know if this stuff works?

[Miller @drinkmiller]

Time to get drunk