drinky crow

Melancholic Prince. My opinions are not my own, but are being broadcast to me from some booze-soaked eldritch being far off in the cosmos.

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I like to pretend that I'm Tony Stark in the first Iron Man movie, but instead of building an arc reactor to keep the shrapnel out of my heart, I'm constantly flooding my body with coffee to keep cirrhosis from taking my liver.

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Like they always say: Some days you’re the lint and some days you’re the belly button.

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“We’ll have to jam some time” is the male equivalent of “we should totally grab lunch some time” and no it’s never going to happen

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How would “looking for my emotional support fucktoy” land in a bio on the apps in 2026?

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Whitney Moore, step on me.

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Is “I apologize” you narrating that you’re about to say that you’re sorry, or

asking for a friend.

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🎶 Standing in my jail cell
Somebody stabbed my heart out 🎵

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@JeremyToddS It’s great. VPN was a godsend. It had already populated a Spotify radio station (in the US) that started filling in some blanks as far as somewhat extrapolating the sound. Lots of Be Gone / Same Logic energy. Heavy Modest Mouse influence. I can’t wait to hear more.

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Impatiently awaiting that Dear Orca album drop.

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Hey Siri, remind me to stop dating women who have dressed up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween.

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Y’all are talking about Martin Shkreli? You mean Conor Oberst’s shitty pharma bro Wario?

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The smell of a fresh rain gets me all petrichorny

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I caught a centipede dead to rights in my kitchen tonight. I let it go and saluted it on the way out. Even thanked it for its service.

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I should call her.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Marble Arch Caves, Northern Ireland 🇮🇪

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The Milverine has really aggressive nipples.

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I currently have a vocal agreement with the local raccoon families as far as the turf war campaigns are concerned. The inter-family wars are devastating. As the High Raccoon, I feel for them. But I also demand tribute. They’re figuring it out.

[keegan @FranziaMom]

i love this mountain goats song

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Spending way too long trying to make a huitlacoche / sweetlilcoochay joke. My sexy little corn smut.

[Badly Drawn Bears @BadlyDrawnBears]

SOUP. Xox