Joe

And 2 hell I’ll return, trucker’s hitch in my jump shot

[Joe @dripp_palin]

Somebody had a heart attack on the job last night but we’re still having a pizza party tomorrow. I guess it wouldn’t do anybody any good to cancel it now

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

an important part of being a lowlife is being in bad shape but also always shirtless

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@CTachio83984 Shooting 6-23 and still having it be by far your best game of the series is pretty neat

[Joe @dripp_palin]

unc still got it gif rendered helpless in the face of senior dog digging hole at beach video

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

i’ll have you know, your little “bruh moment” cost us the account.

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

One of the worst planned stadiums in the entire MLB. Where do they expect me to park my Ram 2500 cummins turbo diesel?

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@DeathbyCeltics Like 6% lol. And it’s not a knock on CC. She could win an MVP and still miss the mark by a country mile

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@oldnbatweetz For half a second I thought this was about Shaq and you were calling Horace Grant a superstar

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

pronouncing "pho" at the phonetic midpoint between the correct-but-pretentious way (fuh) and the Way Of The Philistine White (foe), so as to avoid any and all complications. the waiter (19, born in Hamburg to the grandchildren of national socialists) shrugs. I kill myself

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@BUNNlCULA Was searching for durian farming videos and came across this. That is horrible despicable

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@NoaDalzell So cool that Satch is still able to come around as a statesman for that generation. He’s the best

[Joe @dripp_palin]

Every time I see a cop in a Ford Fusion squad car I assume it’s being done as a form of humiliation/punishment for an office faux pas. Like he didn’t throw on a fresh pot of coffee after finishing an old one so now he whips a Fusion while other dudes get Chargers and Expeditions

[Joe @dripp_palin]

White guy I’ve worked with for years has always had a pretty wild blaccent. Yesterday showed up to work and there was no trace of it. I wonder what happened

[Joe @dripp_palin]

Guy who is a good dad because he thinks it will make him seem more like Roman Reigns

[Joe @dripp_palin]

Trump largely ditched the silly kinda whimsical stuff to focus more on evil things this time around. But I still hold out hope he’ll drop a $200 bill note. Maybe even a $300 bill. Would be cool to pull out at parties. What about a $700 bill

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Israelis explaining defense: imagine you shoot a civilian

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@swag9000000 Went to a Mexican place in Berlin like 10 years ago and the “Bohnen puree” was refried white beans

[Joe @dripp_palin]

@BUNNlCULA Just got back from fishing/drinking trip in Idaho/Oregon. Had a lot of fun but need full day vacation decompress

[Joe @dripp_palin]

Going into the coffee shop my girlfriend works at and tipping 33% on my $6 order so her coworkers all know we have a good home life