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How it feels like to come back after clutching the gulag

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When the salt and the sugar look the same so you get confused and fuck your hamster

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Teacher: What's 5+5
Quiet kid: 10
Teacher: Good, what's 6+6
Quiet kid: 9
Teacher: Eum no its actual-
Quiet kid: 8

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When my wife's boyfriend says I can stay up past 8pm

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Rioters in minneapolis right now

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How Trump be hiding in his bunker when he sees people rioting outside

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When you mumble something after a heated argument with you're mom

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When you're girl says she watches anime but her favorite character is Goku Uzumaki from One Bleach

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Fat niggas playing dodge ball in gym class when the teacher says losing team does 10 laps

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When people say One Piece is trash because its too long

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Luffy is officially the ceo of racism

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*People dying from corona virus everyday*
People waiting for nintendo switch to restock:

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Me beating my meat for the 3379th time during quarantine

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Would you hit you're ex for a million dollars
Me:

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Ayo my homie over there thinks you're cute
The homie:

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10 year old me trying to impress my crush in gym class

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Her: *cheats on me and blames it all on me*
My last two brain cells trying to understand the fuck she just said:

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Me: *opens a pack of gum*
Everyone within a 5 kilometer radius:

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When that one kid reminds the teacher we have homework

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Me when I hear kids say: play the travis scott song from fortnite

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When you let you're little brother win against you but then he starts bragging