val 👑

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i go dey save every week”

unforeseen circumstances:

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

Five minutes after washing your clothes

Weather 👇🏾

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me 2 minutes after arriving at work😫

[g @34rths]

Shoutout to my gut feeling You're lowkey always right

[Feran🥷🏾 @feranisapsycho]

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[• @yducknow]

so many goals to achieve and mfs are asking me about a relationship

[kat @yslnadi]

when you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty handed.

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, expansion, and provision.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That shower u take after cleaning the whole house >>>

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

body dysmorphia is really weird cus one day I’ll think I’m sexy & the next day I’ll think I look like mike wazowski

[miia @miiagarro]

left a guy on delivered for 12 hours and he unadded me. yes king protect your peace i ain't shit

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I don’t mind taking the longer route to avoid greeting/interacting with people

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral