Daniel Hernandez

no one cares

[Daniel Hernandez @drippysnatch]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 6 free gifts?
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[Daniel Hernandez @drippysnatch]

@randyjcruz I Bet You Won’t

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@ever_blvck Tis the HO HO HOLIDAY Season!

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Pete Davidson can’t keep getting away with this!

[Daniel Hernandez @drippysnatch]

You know how many hoodies just been straight stolen from me. I want my shit.

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I miss my Nextel.

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@ever_blvck It’s California we don’t get water!! It’s like Mad Max out here

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@trippykitty333 Wait. They won’t? Dangit.

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@_LogansRun Definitely getting honey dicked

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@basspuppi Dont get me wrong leaving reviews is okay but when you are like 500+ reviews and have the gold titles and all that, like what are you doing?

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The worst kind of people are Avid Yelpers. Like bro get a hobby.

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@lainabearx0 Protein actually

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My underwear screams Miami

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Some dude just told me he’s Charlie the Chihuahua… bruh. What?

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Struggle of being left handed, you forget you’re left handed.

[Daniel Hernandez @drippysnatch]

@marianbecker I’m pretty sure this decision can not be vetoed.

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@N3v3rS11 @barstoolsports You’re so hot when you talk like that 🥵

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Why can’t we leave FaceTime “Voicemails”?

[Daniel Hernandez @drippysnatch]

You can tap the back of your phone for a screenshot wtf!